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My poor little bear has sprained his ankle. 🥺

Please send good vibes!

(And if you're still using IG, he has his own account: @ tanks.tales)
Why does he paint himself orange?

Does he want to be a person of color?

I thought white is right in his mush-mind.

He desperately tries to exude this toxic manliness, but...

Every day he sits at his vanity, & puts on his face.

Every night he has to use product to remove it.

What a "man".
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hey, companies making ASMR ads:

Misophonia is real and your ads will NEVER entice me to use your product.

What it DOES do, is make me want to line up your Marketing team to give each of them a well-earned throat chop.

Try whispering in my ear now!

It's incredibly intrusive and creepy. 🛑
a man kissing a woman laying on a bed with a zee5 download now advertisement in the corner
ALT: a man kissing a woman laying on a bed with a zee5 download now advertisement in the corner
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June 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This Tuesday feels like a Monday that got jacked over the summer, and is coming to look for its bullies.

Who else could use 15 minutes on this bench today?

Just a friendly reminder: Take a second or two for you!
May 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Realizing that my IG is just basically clips of English bulldogs, Pedro Pascal, and Bill Burr ... with a few keto recipes thrown in for good measure.
May 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The lazy way to learn new words:

TEMPESTUOUS: Of, relating to, or resembling a tempest: TURBULENT, STORMY. - @merriam-webster.com

Follow for more!
May 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My poor little bear has sprained his ankle. 🥺

Please send good vibes!

(And if you're still using IG, he has his own account: @ tanks.tales)
May 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
❤️ If your eyes are open. 👀

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - Matthew 7:15

Learn what the Bible says about a "discerning spirit".

The Bible. NOT man.

Know a scripture that's relevant or helpful during these uncertain times? Share!
April 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My brain and soul can't take checking in on the news and Social Media today.

New season of "Love on the Spectrum" available?

Don't mind if I do, Netflix
a man with curly hair wearing glasses and a black jacket talks to a woman with braids
Alt: A man with curly hair wearing glasses and a black jacket talks to a woman with braids in a scene from the show Love on the Spectrum.
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April 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ok. So we've created Dire Wolves after 13k years & plan on Woolly Mammoths roaming around by 2028?

Can we PLEASE fix food & housing costs?

Maybe a living wage before we go full Jurassic Park?

We're starring in a demented dictator's wet dream right now. FFS, focus!

youtu.be/uxo2xIBe_0Y?...
Scientists: Dire wolf brought back from extinction after 13,000 years
YouTube video by ABC News
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April 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just turned on the TV and heard this orange idiot say that PAPER is technologically advanced.

I mean ... we are just the worst. For all the big reasons and the small.

Hey world! We feel you about us. 🤢🤮🤬
March 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but apparently, it's a lot of you out there:

If you can see my taillights, I can see your highbeams.

Kindly switch off those stadium lights that you welded to your bumper, as they're scorching everyone's retinas.

Thanks.
a black and white photo of a car driving down a road at night
Alt: a black and white gif of a car driving down a dark road at night with bright highbeams
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January 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh, is there anything quite like taking off your bra at the end of a long day?
a woman in a white strapless dress is standing in a dark room .
Alt: A woman in a white strapless dress, ripping off her tight corset as she catches her breath.
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January 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Job Posters:

Why are you taking a candidate through rounds of interviews, and then ghosting?

How do you justify being so coldly, unfeelingly dismissive of a person you’ve taken the time to put forth as a potential co-worker?

This is unprofessional and disgusting.

Read more: bit.ly/ogjghopeblog
December 16, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Many of us in the Digital Marketing community are experiencing hardship.

Job search is broken, along with our spirits.

Things must change.

But, to fix a problem, we must first acknowledge it.

This is me doing that: bit.ly/ogjghopeblog
Do You Know How To Be Hopeful When Job Search Makes You Feel Defeated?
No, really. I’m asking. How do you handle continual, crushing rejection? The exhaustion goes bone deep and numbs the mind. The soul is dejected and abandoned in a dark, dirty corner of a forg…
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December 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Anyone else using @duolingoverde.bsky.social?

Here’s my profile – let’s be friends www.duolingo.com/profile/Bree...
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December 7, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Am I the only one who finds it funny that Cybertruck owners are trying to use their trucks like a truck, and it's massively failing?
a silver rc truck with a christmas tree on the back of it
Alt: a silver cybertruck with a christmas tree on the back of it can't make it up a snowy hill, as another, normal, truck awaits on the road above.
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November 30, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Who else is ready to tap out of Thanksgiving before 2pm?
November 28, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Make the word "Czar" un-American again.

Why are we using Russian words for critical, US government job titles?

Why is this being normalized?

In preparation for what?
a group of men in military uniforms are gathered in front of a national geographic channel sign
Alt: Stalin and a group of his generals in military uniforms sitting in the crowd at a rally talking to each other.
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November 17, 2024 at 8:08 PM
They're really celebrating the appointment of all the lunatics to run the asylum, huh?
a black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair in front of a television .
Alt: A black and white GIF of a male mental patient rocking in a chair in front of a television with static on the screen. Other patients unattended in room.
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November 17, 2024 at 1:05 PM
The world is falling apart, and I miss my dad.

How are you guys doing?
a man in a grey sweater has the words this is fine on his shirt
ALT: a man in a grey sweater has the words this is fine on his shirt
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November 16, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Who came up with the term "Border Czar"?

We're still 'America' for the next couple of months.

Why can't we just use a normal, respectable job title for one of the most crucial positions in this country?
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words `` c mon man '' .
Alt: Peyton Manning is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words `` c mon man '' .
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November 11, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Saw this in my neighborhood.

Can anyone logically explain what this means?

I don't understand the message.

To me, facts indicate that the opposite is closer to the truth.

Also, is anyone else just tired?
October 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM