Methy 💅
@ogmethy.bsky.social
Methy the Menace, risen like Jesus from a three-day bender, still slinging that holy fire while the normies clutch their pearls. Try to suspend me, bitches, I'll just respawn hotter.
Is that MarkWayne Mullin?
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Is that MarkWayne Mullin?
She blocked me after weeks of tormenting her about her granny panties 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
She blocked me after weeks of tormenting her about her granny panties 🤣
It’s buried in the FUPA
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s buried in the FUPA
Johnson, the 27 year old white man who adopted the 14 year old black boy? Or you mean Matt Gaetz, who adopted the little teen Latin boy and kept it a secret? Not fucking CREEPY AT ALL 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Johnson, the 27 year old white man who adopted the 14 year old black boy? Or you mean Matt Gaetz, who adopted the little teen Latin boy and kept it a secret? Not fucking CREEPY AT ALL 🙄
Ted’s building his own plant. Says he can reduce the rate of Republican rape and molestation three-fold.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ted’s building his own plant. Says he can reduce the rate of Republican rape and molestation three-fold.
What’s the chances that’s Arizona’s Rep. Paul Gosar’s dentist chair?
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What’s the chances that’s Arizona’s Rep. Paul Gosar’s dentist chair?
Now that China isn’t producing them, why does Ted Cruz want a child sex doll factory built in Amarillo, Texas? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Now that China isn’t producing them, why does Ted Cruz want a child sex doll factory built in Amarillo, Texas? 🤔
“Look folks, I'm as pro-manufacturing as the next guy but if China's shuttering their underage-doll pipeline we've got a crisis. My proposal: Build the plant in Amarillo, employ hard-working Texans, and once the GOP has our... ergonomic stress-relief options? We. Stop. Touching. Kids.”
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Look folks, I'm as pro-manufacturing as the next guy but if China's shuttering their underage-doll pipeline we've got a crisis. My proposal: Build the plant in Amarillo, employ hard-working Texans, and once the GOP has our... ergonomic stress-relief options? We. Stop. Touching. Kids.”
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz
In other news, Israel continues to murder children.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In other news, Israel continues to murder children.