Seeing women rejoice and post shit about Sean Combs being free (he’s not) got me acting all outta character.
This was unnecessary. I don’t regret it but it was mean.
This was unnecessary. I don’t regret it but it was mean.
June 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Seeing women rejoice and post shit about Sean Combs being free (he’s not) got me acting all outta character.
This was unnecessary. I don’t regret it but it was mean.
This was unnecessary. I don’t regret it but it was mean.
She really doesn’t miss.
June 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
She really doesn’t miss.
This thing where men cheat on their wives while they have an infant is just...sick.
Everybody needs to have this energy.
Everybody needs to have this energy.
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This thing where men cheat on their wives while they have an infant is just...sick.
Everybody needs to have this energy.
Everybody needs to have this energy.
The Internet is so funny
June 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Internet is so funny
Because honestly, what the fuck is this?
June 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Because honestly, what the fuck is this?
Booked an aescape massage. I better love it.
June 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Booked an aescape massage. I better love it.
My cousin in the GC: What number is your standing desk on when you’re sitting?
Other cousin: 36”
Me: 30.9”
Cousin 1: You sure?
Me:
Other cousin: 36”
Me: 30.9”
Cousin 1: You sure?
Me:
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My cousin in the GC: What number is your standing desk on when you’re sitting?
Other cousin: 36”
Me: 30.9”
Cousin 1: You sure?
Me:
Other cousin: 36”
Me: 30.9”
Cousin 1: You sure?
Me:
What is a quiet city please.
May 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What is a quiet city please.
DC gentrifiers are actually funny. You wanted to live in a place with brand new “luxury” buildings and thought it was gon be quiet. Goofy bitch.
May 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
DC gentrifiers are actually funny. You wanted to live in a place with brand new “luxury” buildings and thought it was gon be quiet. Goofy bitch.
FINALLY! Recognition for my demographic.
May 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
FINALLY! Recognition for my demographic.
My brand of delusion is thinking I need a wig that looks like this.
May 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My brand of delusion is thinking I need a wig that looks like this.
I scrolled past a video on the clock app of a tax preparer who is about to go to prison because she was filing fraudulent returns for pandemic, unemployment assistance.
I don’t know why y’all think the IRS plays about their bag. They have never done that.
I don’t know why y’all think the IRS plays about their bag. They have never done that.
May 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I scrolled past a video on the clock app of a tax preparer who is about to go to prison because she was filing fraudulent returns for pandemic, unemployment assistance.
I don’t know why y’all think the IRS plays about their bag. They have never done that.
I don’t know why y’all think the IRS plays about their bag. They have never done that.
She wrote the fuck outta this.
May 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
She wrote the fuck outta this.
This is so incredibly disgusting. Open the jails.
May 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is so incredibly disgusting. Open the jails.
I accidentally hit the search bar while my voice to text was going and I just feel like this is unnecessary. How is this the first thing I see?? it’s not fair
May 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I accidentally hit the search bar while my voice to text was going and I just feel like this is unnecessary. How is this the first thing I see?? it’s not fair
I feel like this is a sign y’all
May 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I feel like this is a sign y’all
Morning Black people!
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Morning Black people!
And I just realized her bill is now past due
April 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
And I just realized her bill is now past due
