I totally get that. That's the whole reason I am writing this one. We need some fantasy fun.

Well...I can't wait for the response. 🙈

Chapter 4 is lighter hearted?

(Oh my god. This handle. I'm howling.) I genuinely thought this chapter would flop because I wrote it in the WORST of moods in snatches of like 3-5 minutes here and there. Thanks for the comment!!

Hahaha! Well, you know...the prompt sort of just demanded it.

Heaven knows I needed this, too.

I see we're choosing violence again.

Here I am just trying to survive another damn Wednesday and stumble onto this instead.

That's my forever mood.

Like...if they had said it about my kid, I would be all, 'Okay. That's fair.' But you can't talk about my dog like that. She's a rescue. She can't help it if she still has a lot of street in her.

I rarely write kid or baby fics for EO, but I can name a kid in a heartbeat. Pets, though? Forget about it. They're never getting another pet.

Who are these two? They look kind of familiar.