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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s probably the best thing I’ve ever done, honestly.

Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

This happens when people ask for my recipes. I give them a list of whatever ingredients I can remember. That is all you get from me. You figure the rest out.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

Pretty much everything is dumped in the palm of my hand and then if that looks right- to the bowl. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

MoW update! Drove my route today. Halloween decorations continue to appear! We had to change our trays to black plastic, which nobody is happy about, the compostable paper ones are too expensive with the tariffs now 😢

Cool spider house with doll heads on fence posts and ravens on the roof

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 2h

No you can’t substitute cheddar for bananas! Everyone knows the substitute for banana is ground pork.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 4h

Velveeta… fudge?

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 6h

Truly is. There is no cheese sauce that is better for a dip.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 7h

Gonna be awesome

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 7h

Velveeta truly makes the best queso.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 7h

This will be the cheese stuff, chilis, tomatoes, beans, and taco beef. It’s very good and probably pretty bad for you.

Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 7h

But then how will they see all the terrible food I post just to bother them personally and specifically?

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 7h

Take a huge bite right out of the block, Bee!

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 8h

Then smash it around with your bare hands.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 8h

I mean, it’s not like a run a cooking blog. I’m not sure what these people expect of me. That I amend my posts to say all the ingredients someone *could if they want to* use instead of what I do?

No thanks.

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