when I was young and still hostage to my dreams. I never thought I'd ever end up pissing in a cup because I have no other reasonable choice.

ffs, my foolish dog just ate a full tub of lurpak while I was at the door

Was reading a book recently about the suicidal craze for deep scuba penetration of the Andrea Doria wreck for its china - which became the ultimate diving trophies. One of the ship operators had 5 divers die in various grisly circumstances in short succession and put it all down to "shit happens"!

some low level chaos this week. The heavy autistic son has managed to break a reinforced steel bed bed frame! Now I've ordered what is hopefully an even stronger reinforced steel frame. My partner with MS + dementia has forgotten we've got a dog and is convinced I have taken in a stray.

the day Kieth as DPP decided to shield Savile from prosecution he was quoted as saying to an underling: "ya don't fuck around with the infinite". A true story.

I stupidly broke my glasses the other night when I woke up in a 2am daze on the sofa. They fell off me, then pure fuckwit style, I stood on them. Managed to fix them with some superglue gel without any getting on the lense. Amazing scenes.

very sad to hear about the passing of Brian McBride:(

having a luckless summer with my dodgy old teeth, another filling has popped out, and my dentist already cancelled me for missing two appointments. Now just need to find another accessible w̷h̷i̷t̷e̷ ̷r̷h̷i̷n̷o̷ NHS dentist.