Queer. Old. Aggressively Liberal.
But I also don’t wanna spend a penny on that fucker so…
How do I fix this dilemma?
Like, I have to have glitter right? And rainbows and just a shit ton of tequila.
But I also don’t wanna spend a penny on that fucker so…
How do I fix this dilemma?
Like, I have to have glitter right? And rainbows and just a shit ton of tequila.
Their dog was on palliative care and passed a day after Mother’s Day. Their female cat suddenly
Their dog was on palliative care and passed a day after Mother’s Day. Their female cat suddenly
But I’m also pretty sure I will turn into a superhero or supervillain with amphibious powers so 15/10 would do again.
But I’m also pretty sure I will turn into a superhero or supervillain with amphibious powers so 15/10 would do again.
Proud, tenacious phoenix club—founded by the fans when a sulking owner took their team 60 miles down the road—return to the 3rd tier. One league above MK Dons 👋
Have a day, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social 💙
I’m so absurdly happy.
League 1, get ready for the nerdiest fans to flood your feeds again.
I’m so absurdly happy.
League 1, get ready for the nerdiest fans to flood your feeds again.
Sometimes it’s the size of a marble, rolling around clacking into the corners.
Sometimes it’s the size of a marble, rolling around clacking into the corners.
Way to play the long game and foreshadow a role for a decade, Rhys!
Way to play the long game and foreshadow a role for a decade, Rhys!
- thrift shopping
- riding your bike
- not launching yourself into space
- eating a little less meat
- staying on Earth instead of briefly yeeting yourself off the planet
Next year, I’m going to use this as further motivation to not be cheap and stay in Chicago proper instead of a suburb and using mass transit/walking to the con #C2E2.
Next year, I’m going to use this as further motivation to not be cheap and stay in Chicago proper instead of a suburb and using mass transit/walking to the con #C2E2.
It took me 15 minutes to realize HULU had switched it to American Hustle.
I kept trying to figure out what any of this had to do with sand aliens and why no one was dead yet.
It took me 15 minutes to realize HULU had switched it to American Hustle.
I kept trying to figure out what any of this had to do with sand aliens and why no one was dead yet.
I got to dress up for midnight movies and book releases.
Find your joy.
How lucky we are to be alive right now.
I got to dress up for midnight movies and book releases.
Find your joy.
How lucky we are to be alive right now.
Other than that it was a great day!
Yes. That is a cow Pizza John shirt and I do love it too much.
Other than that it was a great day!
Yes. That is a cow Pizza John shirt and I do love it too much.
Any pronouns any day.
Gender euphoria!
Any pronouns any day.
Gender euphoria!
I bought an actual storage bin for them today and as I was unpacking them I started sobbing.
Love did win.
We had it for awhile.
I’m not gonna give up, and the rest of you gays better not either.
But man, this shit SUCKS.
I bought an actual storage bin for them today and as I was unpacking them I started sobbing.
Love did win.
We had it for awhile.
I’m not gonna give up, and the rest of you gays better not either.
But man, this shit SUCKS.
If you’re gonna do it, do it decisively because if you don’t do it hard enough, the knife will slide forward and cut your finger pretty severely.
Not that I’d know from experience.
Also always keep butterfly bandages on hand.
If you’re gonna do it, do it decisively because if you don’t do it hard enough, the knife will slide forward and cut your finger pretty severely.
Not that I’d know from experience.
Also always keep butterfly bandages on hand.
Literally anything?
In related news I will be hoping for a decisive Philadelphia win this weekend. Fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Travis Kelce for not saying those exact words when asked about him being at the game.
Literally anything?
In related news I will be hoping for a decisive Philadelphia win this weekend. Fuck Donald Trump and Fuck Travis Kelce for not saying those exact words when asked about him being at the game.
Racists are boycotting because of this, and normal people are boycotting because the NFL won’t put “end racism” in the end zones. Is anybody going to watch the Super Bowl? I guess I’m watching the preshow and halftime.
Racists are boycotting because of this, and normal people are boycotting because the NFL won’t put “end racism” in the end zones. Is anybody going to watch the Super Bowl? I guess I’m watching the preshow and halftime.
Absolutely sobbing.
You’re damn fucking right Alexander.
Eliza was always too good for you and this world.
Absolutely sobbing.
You’re damn fucking right Alexander.
Eliza was always too good for you and this world.
Me once I’d seen Hamilton OF FUCKING COURSE IT RESOLVES ELIZA HAMILTON IS GONNA RESOLVE THAT MELODY EVERY TIME. SHE IS PERFECT. Alexander is a dick and Eliza is an angel. Eliza, sing your heart out
Me once I’d seen Hamilton OF FUCKING COURSE IT RESOLVES ELIZA HAMILTON IS GONNA RESOLVE THAT MELODY EVERY TIME. SHE IS PERFECT. Alexander is a dick and Eliza is an angel. Eliza, sing your heart out
Always and forever my favorite line.
Always and forever my favorite line.
Don’t watch Hamilton right now.
I have been WAY more emotional through this rewatch than any of the previous ones.
Don’t watch Hamilton right now.
I have been WAY more emotional through this rewatch than any of the previous ones.