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It’s a banger of a song.
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 AM
It’s a banger of a song.
It’s not really mockery. It’s a song from the perspective of a stalker who is obsessed with him and convinced that he just needs a good hug.
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
It’s not really mockery. It’s a song from the perspective of a stalker who is obsessed with him and convinced that he just needs a good hug.
Harry Styles’s album doesn’t release until March and is clearly not competition for a Feb release. I think this strategy is actually about getting fans who have already ordered the physical release to stream the album too.
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Harry Styles’s album doesn’t release until March and is clearly not competition for a Feb release. I think this strategy is actually about getting fans who have already ordered the physical release to stream the album too.
Definitely the best-written review. There have been some howlers! The guy writing the NME one must have used ChatGPT.
January 16, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Definitely the best-written review. There have been some howlers! The guy writing the NME one must have used ChatGPT.
When was the last time you were on social media talking about a car food advert?
*This* is what they get from it.
*This* is what they get from it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
When was the last time you were on social media talking about a car food advert?
*This* is what they get from it.
*This* is what they get from it.
Buying the album via his website got you access to his tour pre-sale. It was the cheapest album format.
(There was a no purchase necessary ‘sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access’ option buried in the web page small print, but no-one reads small print.)
(There was a no purchase necessary ‘sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access’ option buried in the web page small print, but no-one reads small print.)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Buying the album via his website got you access to his tour pre-sale. It was the cheapest album format.
(There was a no purchase necessary ‘sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access’ option buried in the web page small print, but no-one reads small print.)
(There was a no purchase necessary ‘sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access’ option buried in the web page small print, but no-one reads small print.)
I don’t know whether to to amused or dismayed that they can’t work out why Robbie topped that chart.
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I don’t know whether to to amused or dismayed that they can’t work out why Robbie topped that chart.
The damages the judge awarded was exactly the amount that Robbie’s management had offered to pay them for the interpolation originally. So that was a court case that benefitted no-one but the lawyers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The damages the judge awarded was exactly the amount that Robbie’s management had offered to pay them for the interpolation originally. So that was a court case that benefitted no-one but the lawyers.
It really genuinely wasn’t intended that way - it was written way before there was any prospect of Christmas lockdowns, in the summer. It was meant to be a jolly silly song about Christmas spirit, it just unfortunately was released as the unexpected Christmas lockdowns were announced.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It really genuinely wasn’t intended that way - it was written way before there was any prospect of Christmas lockdowns, in the summer. It was meant to be a jolly silly song about Christmas spirit, it just unfortunately was released as the unexpected Christmas lockdowns were announced.
‘Disappeared’ was just a euphemism for ‘died’, which you can’t say in what is meant to be a jolly upbeat song about the Christmas spirit enduring in hard times.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
‘Disappeared’ was just a euphemism for ‘died’, which you can’t say in what is meant to be a jolly upbeat song about the Christmas spirit enduring in hard times.
Err, it’s not at all intended to be about Covid being a hoax, and it is absolutely WILD to see people interpret it that way.
It wasn’t even a protest about Christmas lockdowns because it was written months before anyone thought there would be any restrictions at Christmas.
It wasn’t even a protest about Christmas lockdowns because it was written months before anyone thought there would be any restrictions at Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Err, it’s not at all intended to be about Covid being a hoax, and it is absolutely WILD to see people interpret it that way.
It wasn’t even a protest about Christmas lockdowns because it was written months before anyone thought there would be any restrictions at Christmas.
It wasn’t even a protest about Christmas lockdowns because it was written months before anyone thought there would be any restrictions at Christmas.
No, the point is the whining man babies who claimed that punk is dead because this band changed their name are fucking weirdos who deserve to be laughed at. Which is what this song is doing.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No, the point is the whining man babies who claimed that punk is dead because this band changed their name are fucking weirdos who deserve to be laughed at. Which is what this song is doing.
Why are you posting about it then?
The man lives rent-free in your head.
The man lives rent-free in your head.
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Why are you posting about it then?
The man lives rent-free in your head.
The man lives rent-free in your head.
You have to realise that all of that stuff is decided by the show producers, just like all the anecdotes are pre-agreed. They obviously wanted him next to Julia for that Pretty Woman joke.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You have to realise that all of that stuff is decided by the show producers, just like all the anecdotes are pre-agreed. They obviously wanted him next to Julia for that Pretty Woman joke.
Wallinger never stopped slagging him off, so not surprising.
October 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wallinger never stopped slagging him off, so not surprising.
He did it once as a joke - expecting his audience to understand that it was one. The exact line was ‘this is the best song me and Guy ever wrote’ - I.e. this is better than the songs they wrote together.
October 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He did it once as a joke - expecting his audience to understand that it was one. The exact line was ‘this is the best song me and Guy ever wrote’ - I.e. this is better than the songs they wrote together.
He’s playing stadiums, bro. Although I would totally get a cat if it meant Robbie would come round for dinner…
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
He’s playing stadiums, bro. Although I would totally get a cat if it meant Robbie would come round for dinner…
Only Robbie and Guy were far wittier, gay-friendly, and more stylistically varied than Oasis.
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Only Robbie and Guy were far wittier, gay-friendly, and more stylistically varied than Oasis.
Abso-fucking-lutely. I see people online who would probably 💩 themselves if they had to give a speech to a hundred people at a wedding claiming that he is ‘talentless’. Let’s see *them* get on stage in front of 50 thousand people and sing in tune.
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Abso-fucking-lutely. I see people online who would probably 💩 themselves if they had to give a speech to a hundred people at a wedding claiming that he is ‘talentless’. Let’s see *them* get on stage in front of 50 thousand people and sing in tune.
You really should watch Better Man - it is as trippy as that at times.
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You really should watch Better Man - it is as trippy as that at times.
Worse things than that in those Manchester canals…
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Worse things than that in those Manchester canals…
There’s quite a funny little interview where he gets asked about it and he says ‘this bloke said I sucked his cock’ in a totally normal tone and then ‘next to a *canal*!’ in a tone of absolute disgust. Makes it totally sound like it was the canal bit that skeeved him out.
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
There’s quite a funny little interview where he gets asked about it and he says ‘this bloke said I sucked his cock’ in a totally normal tone and then ‘next to a *canal*!’ in a tone of absolute disgust. Makes it totally sound like it was the canal bit that skeeved him out.
He didn’t take them to court for claiming he was gay. He took them to court for claiming he had given him a blow job next to a canal and in a public toilet. Which was an outright lie - he had never met the bloke.
Robbie had played along with and laughed at gay insinuations for years.
Robbie had played along with and laughed at gay insinuations for years.
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
He didn’t take them to court for claiming he was gay. He took them to court for claiming he had given him a blow job next to a canal and in a public toilet. Which was an outright lie - he had never met the bloke.
Robbie had played along with and laughed at gay insinuations for years.
Robbie had played along with and laughed at gay insinuations for years.
Yeah, Robbie just spent €30-odd million on a new place in Florida!
September 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yeah, Robbie just spent €30-odd million on a new place in Florida!