@ohheymb.bsky.social
me: *trying to explain valet parking to a 3yo*
3yo: … mary your hair is crazy
3yo: … mary your hair is crazy
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
me: *trying to explain valet parking to a 3yo*
3yo: … mary your hair is crazy
3yo: … mary your hair is crazy
order every dessert
August 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
order every dessert
end more meetings with a high ten 🙌🏾
August 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
end more meetings with a high ten 🙌🏾
ah yes and now i shall continue screaming into the void in jack dorsey's direction
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ah yes and now i shall continue screaming into the void in jack dorsey's direction