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ohmu.land
The user formerly known as TheOhmuPolice
@ohmu.land
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Definitely the same guy from Twitter. @xX_Nice_Guy_Xx is real and strong and also my friend.
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God help me
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I am excited to announce that We’re so fucking back
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Oh I forgot to share my Halloween costume on here
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Well that’s something I haven’t seen before
A Tesla cybertruck waiting at a stoplight. It’s wrapped to promote a local solar installer and the bible verse John 3:16 is written on the back
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I only just found out today that this was happening
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I’m in Colorado Springs for the weekend and found they have a number of Whataburgers around here.

I haven’t had this shit in years so I had to stop in
August 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Youtube always surprises me
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I’m not insane enough to add that sticker to my car yet, but I’m putting it on my wish list
A yellow bumper sticker on a car that reads “I’d rather be secretly modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer over a year and a half time period in Granby, CO.” It’s surrounded by a sticker for Kamala Harris 2024 and another featuring The Adventure Zone logo.
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Due to circumstances out of my control there will be no hot dog this week, but yesterday I got this chicken bake to make up for it
July 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It’s been a rough week, time for a hot dog
June 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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She
June 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Another wonderful hotdog night in the books
May 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Did this bag just call me a pussy
The inner lining of a handbag with a label reading “yupusyun”
May 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This may be my last ketchup dressed hot dog before the pope makes it a cardinal sin
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I talked to a almost-too-friendly recruiter today about a potential job and after I sent him my resume I got this from him
A cropped screenshot of an email. The text reads: "I will know likely tomorrow if they want to interview you. If I was a betting man (which I am! 😃) I’d give you about a 80% chance"
May 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Here’s my hot dog from tonight that I forgot to post, goodnight
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Reject modernity, embrace tradition
A dog sitting inside a parked car with a note on the window that reads "please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has water and is listening to his favorite music."
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Save me Costco hot dog
April 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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It’s snowing here (it happens this time of year) but that’s not gonna come between me and my hot dog
April 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Had another recruiter message me and the firm he works for describes themselves like this, I dunno if I should take them seriously
A screenshot of a Linkedin profile banner that reads "The '96 Bulls of startup recruiting"
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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You’re probably wondering why I’m having breakfast at a Waffle House 45 minutes from my home. And all you need to know is I had a lot of fun last night
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The what Kroger
March 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I've never had a company answer the question of when an order will ship with "idk you do the math"
March 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Last night I didn’t get a hotdog because I went to see Mickey 17 so hotdog night is tonight
March 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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And yes I got a hotdog
March 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM