Internet Bird
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
I write little fantasy and horror stories. AuDHD. Leather crafter. Sometimes painter. Plant and bird adorer. One time, a rabbi called me a “very special person”. She/her or it/its.
Pinned
Internet Bird
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
· Aug 11
when you see a tufted titmouse whacking a sunflower seed against a hard surface, despite being equipped by nature with a perfectly good conical seed-eater beak, it is actually a pure display of dominance. he is simply bossing those seebs around with his little boss birdy beak 💚💚💚
my wife opened a jar of kimchi for me while she was in the middle of fighting the chaos dragon in minecraft and tbh everybody deserves this kind of love
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
my wife opened a jar of kimchi for me while she was in the middle of fighting the chaos dragon in minecraft and tbh everybody deserves this kind of love
Reposted by Internet Bird
Smash cut to
Leader Schumer writing the sickest of burns to excoriate the administration but deleting them all as too inflammatory for the moment
Leader Schumer writing the sickest of burns to excoriate the administration but deleting them all as too inflammatory for the moment
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Smash cut to
Leader Schumer writing the sickest of burns to excoriate the administration but deleting them all as too inflammatory for the moment
Leader Schumer writing the sickest of burns to excoriate the administration but deleting them all as too inflammatory for the moment
Reposted by Internet Bird
I need $5,000 ASAP to:
- research sanctions on Venezuela, Columbia, and Brazil
- lawyer up
- hire a Spanish speaking logistics coordinator
- develop local contacts
- start planning an aid shipment
Can you make it happen, Bluesky?
www.omprakash.org/global/distr...
- research sanctions on Venezuela, Columbia, and Brazil
- lawyer up
- hire a Spanish speaking logistics coordinator
- develop local contacts
- start planning an aid shipment
Can you make it happen, Bluesky?
www.omprakash.org/global/distr...
Donate to support Distribute Aid
Contribute to Distribute Aid and support their work on Environment, Refugees & Migration, and more.
www.omprakash.org
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I need $5,000 ASAP to:
- research sanctions on Venezuela, Columbia, and Brazil
- lawyer up
- hire a Spanish speaking logistics coordinator
- develop local contacts
- start planning an aid shipment
Can you make it happen, Bluesky?
www.omprakash.org/global/distr...
- research sanctions on Venezuela, Columbia, and Brazil
- lawyer up
- hire a Spanish speaking logistics coordinator
- develop local contacts
- start planning an aid shipment
Can you make it happen, Bluesky?
www.omprakash.org/global/distr...
Reposted by Internet Bird
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Reposted by Internet Bird
Swear to god if Maduro gets executed for the opioid epidemic before a Sackler does
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Swear to god if Maduro gets executed for the opioid epidemic before a Sackler does
i wish the people who make HOCl generators would stop fucking gaslighting me about the smell of HOCl. it isn’t odorless! it does not have a “mild fresh scent” it SMELLS A LOT LIKE BLEACH. i get that it’s not bleach! that’s why i’m using it! but stop telling me it doesn’t smell like bleach!
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i wish the people who make HOCl generators would stop fucking gaslighting me about the smell of HOCl. it isn’t odorless! it does not have a “mild fresh scent” it SMELLS A LOT LIKE BLEACH. i get that it’s not bleach! that’s why i’m using it! but stop telling me it doesn’t smell like bleach!
Reposted by Internet Bird
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
today i learned that pearl jam’s lyrics are Really Good Actually but i didn’t find out about it for thirty years because [unintelligible man-wail] tattooed everathaaaang! and now im sort of mad tbh
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
today i learned that pearl jam’s lyrics are Really Good Actually but i didn’t find out about it for thirty years because [unintelligible man-wail] tattooed everathaaaang! and now im sort of mad tbh
TTRPG is pronounced “tuh-TER-puh-guh”
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
TTRPG is pronounced “tuh-TER-puh-guh”
Reposted by Internet Bird
Listening to your little metal records are you, son? Enjoying some “sick riffs”?
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Listening to your little metal records are you, son? Enjoying some “sick riffs”?
NICE
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
NICE
Reposted by Internet Bird
Stealing this from somewhere
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Stealing this from somewhere
there’s a case on judge judy about a baby who “received a black eye” and i’m sorry but that’s the funniest fucking thing i have heard all week
baby: [opening his mail] what the fuck is this
letter: “please find enclosed the black eye you ordered”
baby (w/ fresh shiner): stares directly at camera
baby: [opening his mail] what the fuck is this
letter: “please find enclosed the black eye you ordered”
baby (w/ fresh shiner): stares directly at camera
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
there’s a case on judge judy about a baby who “received a black eye” and i’m sorry but that’s the funniest fucking thing i have heard all week
baby: [opening his mail] what the fuck is this
letter: “please find enclosed the black eye you ordered”
baby (w/ fresh shiner): stares directly at camera
baby: [opening his mail] what the fuck is this
letter: “please find enclosed the black eye you ordered”
baby (w/ fresh shiner): stares directly at camera
nothing like a four-day migraine to remind you that “having chronic migraine that is being treated pretty effectively, for the most part” and “not having chronic migraine anymore!” are two completely separate things
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
nothing like a four-day migraine to remind you that “having chronic migraine that is being treated pretty effectively, for the most part” and “not having chronic migraine anymore!” are two completely separate things
Reposted by Internet Bird
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
i like watching judge judy. idc about the cases or whatever i just like to look at them good nineties people. there’s a matronly defendant in denim overalls arguing about if her son knocked some chick up or not. you just can’t get this kinda style in 2025. not in small claims court or anywhere
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i like watching judge judy. idc about the cases or whatever i just like to look at them good nineties people. there’s a matronly defendant in denim overalls arguing about if her son knocked some chick up or not. you just can’t get this kinda style in 2025. not in small claims court or anywhere
Reposted by Internet Bird
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
it’s wild to me that people think disability accommodations need to be gatekept. if a ton of abled people are asking for something that is normally seen as a “disability accommodation”, that doesn’t mean the abled people are scheming little liars, it means the status quo sucks ass and should change.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it’s wild to me that people think disability accommodations need to be gatekept. if a ton of abled people are asking for something that is normally seen as a “disability accommodation”, that doesn’t mean the abled people are scheming little liars, it means the status quo sucks ass and should change.
wolves as enemies (and any other kind of enemy that hits you 1x and then runs away just to waste your time)
stealth sections in games that aren’t stealth-based
invulnerability phases/boss health regen
games that fill your entire inventory with 3846282 different types of crafting materials
stealth sections in games that aren’t stealth-based
invulnerability phases/boss health regen
games that fill your entire inventory with 3846282 different types of crafting materials
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wolves as enemies (and any other kind of enemy that hits you 1x and then runs away just to waste your time)
stealth sections in games that aren’t stealth-based
invulnerability phases/boss health regen
games that fill your entire inventory with 3846282 different types of crafting materials
stealth sections in games that aren’t stealth-based
invulnerability phases/boss health regen
games that fill your entire inventory with 3846282 different types of crafting materials
“aw shucks. aw man. this is such a huge bummer. dying is the pits.” - somebody who is sadly passing away
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“aw shucks. aw man. this is such a huge bummer. dying is the pits.” - somebody who is sadly passing away
the air is too dry i need a 64 ounce big gulp neti pot
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the air is too dry i need a 64 ounce big gulp neti pot
a lot of people think about disabled people the EXACT same way the billionaire techno fascist bros think about everyone who isn’t rich. the lives, rights, comfort, autonomy, and needs of disabled people are always on the chopping block ready to be sacrificed for the slightest, most dubious gains.
Some are suggesting you deliberately write inaccurate or confusing alt text, because they say this confuses AI scrapers that are analyzing images.
The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.
The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
a lot of people think about disabled people the EXACT same way the billionaire techno fascist bros think about everyone who isn’t rich. the lives, rights, comfort, autonomy, and needs of disabled people are always on the chopping block ready to be sacrificed for the slightest, most dubious gains.
the power just went out and i was like “oh no, will my edible still work”
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
the power just went out and i was like “oh no, will my edible still work”
i know this isn’t a juicy hot take but: i see everyone raving about mamdani playing trump like a violin. i wanna believe that that’s what happened but i have also seen too many politicians get elected on promises of being actually left-wing and then immediately develop a taste for the boot.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i know this isn’t a juicy hot take but: i see everyone raving about mamdani playing trump like a violin. i wanna believe that that’s what happened but i have also seen too many politicians get elected on promises of being actually left-wing and then immediately develop a taste for the boot.
my favorite genre of kooky social media person is Dude Who Warns Everybody About Solar Flares. always wonder if it’s due to having so *much* anxiety on earth that you ALSO think space is out to get you, or so *little* anxiety on earth that you just gotta find something else to feel threatened by
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
my favorite genre of kooky social media person is Dude Who Warns Everybody About Solar Flares. always wonder if it’s due to having so *much* anxiety on earth that you ALSO think space is out to get you, or so *little* anxiety on earth that you just gotta find something else to feel threatened by