My 87 year old father has recently discovered gifs and my life has been a living hell ever since.

My kid just killed a fly with his bare hands and fed it to the dog😑

I abused my ADHD meds to stay up all night painting. Now I’m having chips and a popsicle for breakfast. I am a mature, responsible, serious adult😁

Can’t sleep so I’ve been in the backyard with my iPhone flashlight painting a gazebo. I’m sure it will look great🙄

What…what is a “Homer Simpson pussy? I frightened haaaalp😫

Bitch please. I just finished building a gazebo out of 700 lbs of cedar, installed a new drain pan in my refrigerator and flushed out the drain tube, changed out a transformer for my parents, and have an arsenal of Makita power tools.

Pffft please. When I was 7 months pregnant, I bought a chicken on my way home from work, ate the whole thing while I was driving, hid the carcass, and still asked what we were having for dinner when I got home.

Last night I had a dream I was playing a card game like Texas hold ‘em but it was called Butts Out and everyone had to hold their cards in their butt cracks😭