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2022: OK now that Elon is doing this shit people are going to go to platforms that give them control. This time it's gonna happen. Guys?

2018: Zoom is pretty neat.

2015: Come on guys, Signal is so easy to use and almost even works...

2013: Now that we know how much tech companies are in bed with the NSA, everyone is going to get off social media and start using PGP and ChatSecure.

2011: Google Plus is cool! It's better than Facebook so everyone is going to migrate to this soon, just like they migrated from Myspace to Facebook.

2007: the iPhone is dumb. Websites look terrible on this tiny screen. Nobody's going to want this.

Maybe I'm missing something obvious, but: where is the link tree?

Yes, I made a bluesky account just to contribute to this shitpost

So all in all we're now at 15.555... old fashioneds per person. So with 9 people we have exactly 140 old fashioneds to divvy up

The place we were at has $16 old fashioneds. Maple old fashioneds, because I'm a New England girl. Post tax and tip gets us up to $17.14 per drink.

Y'know what, let's round up to an even $18 because if we're on a legendary bender we should tip generously.

So each person needs to rack up $280 of booze in our bender. We could short cut this by getting crazy expensive drinks, but that seems unfair. When you look at Washington's bar tab, they weren't getting the expensive stuff; they heckin' *drank*.

So we'll limit ourselves to on-menu old fashioneds.

Alright napkin math time. According to the Washington Post, Washington's bar tab was "about $15,400 in 21st-century dollars," and there were 55 attendees. (Source: www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropo... )

I'm going for a per-person tab so we have a somewhat fair shake with only the 9 of us.