hang on what are those little snack packs called. dunkaroos. i think they have those

-what if. the fight lesbians. fought TOGETHER.

i also have
-two otherwise competent grown ass adults don't admit they're in love until they're already engaged
-smallest possible stable polycule with all different quadrants no vacillating (challenge level impossible) (SUCCEEDED)
-reader, she CAN fix him

the way i keep forgetting they're not just canon 😭

(cheering and hollering) SOLRAU THE STAR!!

solas is q

emmrich is either cmo or science officer depending on how you spec him, but i lean toward cmo because that's really funny.

lucanis isn't actually an officer, he runs the cafeteria, and the crew all politely pretend they didn't see him stab six romulans last time the ship got boarded.

combines this with another friend's interpretation of the echo where the wol can -remember- every death

yeeeessssssss

and they deserve it!!

ok -actually- it would be no more gear items that look different on different genders. but butts are a really close second

on my knees, pls miss solaire just one chance

incredible, 11/10 no notes

ok i wheezed, well done take ten points

SAY IT AGAIN