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Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)
@ohsovalyrian.bsky.social
Heir to The Family Business.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️‍🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
Nah nah NAHHHH Klarna just repossessed my five guys bacon burger i financed
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)
Just picked up some Rogaine and Nair. We donating beards to the genetically unblessed.
😌😌😌😌😌👌🏼

#ItsTheRightThingToDo
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Imagine thinking the world is flat or curved when it’s actually fucked.
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 AM
My therapist better stop saying I be cutting everyone off or she next. Say I won’t.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
All the grip on reality I lost went straight to this Bussy
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The most attractive muscle in a man??

Frontal lobe. Fully developed.
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Arguing with me is pointless. I don’t care about winning I’m mainly focused on raising your blood pressure as high as I can.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Them taxes dilated abt 2cm rn. We ready for you baby Taxesha!!
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Not me finding a homeless hot dog in the parking lot of a Walmart
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Hot dogs are just meat cigarettes
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Crazy how one tiny lil sperm cell can create a whole great big lyin ass bitch
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Dang I got moribund. (At the point of death). HELP????
You know what, I’ll take it!
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Happy new year, babies
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I grow my bush out then donate it to men that can’t grow beards
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If I book the hotel room with the balcony i hope you understand the assignment
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Q: what would you do if you won the lottery jackpot?

A: I would get together with the crew and we would SPEND THIS MONEY LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW.

@tybf.bsky.social
@razzberry31.bsky.social
@ronaldregann.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’m at the point where I want to spend absolutely as much money as I can with the besties as quickly and irresponsibly as I can.

@tybf.bsky.social
@razzberry31.bsky.social
@ronaldregann.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I don’t “zone out”. Being zoned out is the default state and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going for me.
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You know what?? Hell yeah
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Asian moms don’t apologize. They just make you your favorite food and be nice for a couple hours.
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bestie: you’re what, Gen Z??

Me: I’m gen ME.

@ronaldregann.bsky.social

#lgbtq #gay #bestiehumor
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Any cardigan can be a sex cardigan if you work hard enough”

@ronaldregann.bsky.social

#wicked #lgbtq
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Women don’t owe the world babies. It’s your body queen, it’s your choice. I love you either way.
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM