Oink Piggins
@oinkpiggins.bsky.social
big guy in a small guy world
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes
i only just now found out you're not supposed to eat the red stick these would come with
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i only just now found out you're not supposed to eat the red stick these would come with
i ate kid cuisine all the time growing up and now i can't eat pudding unless i microwave it first
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i ate kid cuisine all the time growing up and now i can't eat pudding unless i microwave it first
feeding my meals to the local wildlife, i hope they like hot wings
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
feeding my meals to the local wildlife, i hope they like hot wings
i left my hot dog at the bank, could someone go grab it and bring it to me?
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i left my hot dog at the bank, could someone go grab it and bring it to me?
i dropped my pizza..
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i dropped my pizza..
there's a roach outside my house
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
there's a roach outside my house
lil bedtime snack..
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
lil bedtime snack..
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i've been spending way too much money on pants every year
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i've been spending way too much money on pants every year
i spent the last 10 years designing the perfect sandwich, i think i've finally made a breakthrough
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i spent the last 10 years designing the perfect sandwich, i think i've finally made a breakthrough
i think the reason disney bought the simpsons was so they could have guys in krusted the clown costumes go around disney land and beat up children
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i think the reason disney bought the simpsons was so they could have guys in krusted the clown costumes go around disney land and beat up children
since when the fuck did curious george not have a tail???
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
since when the fuck did curious george not have a tail???
whenever people use the phrase "slim pickins" it sends me into a violent rage
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
whenever people use the phrase "slim pickins" it sends me into a violent rage
i undercooked my lasagna so i fed it to my goldfish, he's too stupid to tell the difference
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
i undercooked my lasagna so i fed it to my goldfish, he's too stupid to tell the difference
i can't stop thinking big
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i can't stop thinking big