I called my mom weekly without fail for 3 years. I was told she didnt love me. I asked her to call me back sometime to find out and didn't call for a month. no call back. the conversation after was the same as all the others so I decided she had to call me before I tried again. its been 16 years...

if you got fleas i'm putting a collar on ya dog...

yo is she magic? how'd she make her leg dissipear?

also sorry it took so long. couldn't stop staring at those elegant curves

I would totally smash but i don't think i could afford it.

what am i? a clown to you? total pass. not even a wingmanding.

I believe in you! You'll hit stratospheric heights of deranged art in no time.

why is my kid laughing? why does he repeat an act out of joy? what even is joy?

the mind of an out of touch megalomaniac

the duality of man right there

Pocket bone!

digging the cat reign expansion there

and if it doesn't work? data centers become an easy cheap way to create a surveillance state! HUZZAH

tfw you click the arrows