Who's fault is it that it's flourishing? Name names.

The time travelers knew, which is why they didn't show up at Hawking's party.

PTA should've given Regina Hall and Teyana Taylor and Junglepussy and Starletta Dupois and April Grace something to do, beyond acting as plot devices. It's not even a lack of ability to write black women bc Chase Infiniti's a really strong character, but she's one out of six

Kojima names are different from Pynchon names and Lockjaw doesn't quite sound like either. It's kind of a bullshit name, which I don't mind for a character I'm meant to laugh at for being a clown, but Perfidia? And then she turns snitch? That's just hack writing

But Bigfoot's a purposeful nickname whereas Lockjaw's supposed to be the guy's actual last name

Col. Lockjaw sounds closer to Coach Buzzcut from Beavis & Butthead

It's inspired by, not an adaptation. Pynchon's better with his names than that

The child of Gil Faizon and the raccoon he was dating

You know what, that's a way less stupid name than pickleball. It's not cloyingly random

Now investigate if he's the Dalai Lama

This looks like a somehow-R-rated Homestar Runner bit

[Chris Rock cadence] There's two kinds! There's two kinds of slaps!

Greenland? ICE? Epstein? All a distraction from the main conspiracy: tricking the American taxpayer into believing that his hair would be untouched in sub zero weather with a bunch of wind whipping it from every direction

We were promised neon lighting

Like one of those optical illusions where someone's face is upside down and only when you turn it rightside up do you realize the eyes and mouth were flipped

I would certainly never pluralize "oh no"

It's always "this language that's etymologically close enough to English that it's almost mutually intelligible is a deeply unserious language" but somehow never "English is a deeply unserious language"