i think he should flush down all the way to his shoulders

sorry m late but hope u had a good birthday

Smh my head

what a sweet girl!

djjfjfhdjsjs not varka riding the hinges off flins!!! 🤤 I LOVE THIS MMMGHH

so like I LOVE YOU MAN. except we could never marry of course. why bound urself w a guy like me. you're king.

and we've both known each other since we were children but i was older than you and i feel like ive only got to PROPERLY know you in the past few years and even though im a mess a fucking mess no one would want the real me you make me feel like a better person

idk man. like oh we have feelings for each other but we're both important people so if we marry we'll be legally bound and you're a margrave so how would that work. you could marry whoever you like. I will, of course, never marry myself even though I would never expect that of you.

best part is that dimitri's mind is totally scrambled from hormones so, the feeling is still there but the walls are down and thereeee goes his lack of inhibition that tortures him at every simple social interaction WHOOPS!

('id never marry and die a bachelor and they'll gossip about my homosexuality at the grave,' is his joke, but it makes dimitri upset enough that he quickly retracts)

yes sylvain could just lie to placate him,easy. but it's REALLY HARD TO LIE OR FEIGN THIS SORT OF THING TO SOMEONE HE CARES FOR A LOT... and he's committed now