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Erin McKean @emckean.bsky.social · May 20

"If they take the title this year it would be the first time in 58 years a player named Chet won a championship. This would be huge for all the Chets out there, who have been marginalized by the basketball establishment and routinely embarrassed by Tom Hanks’ son."

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · May 20

the remaining NBA playoff teams, ranked

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The 2024-25 NBA FINAL FOUR RANKED by how much I want them to win — henry gerharz

4. the indiana pacers I hate the Indiana Pacers. I hate how their name references a different, worse sport. I hate their strange blue panther (?) mascot and his TikTok influencer haircut. I want to s...

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · May 20

the remaining NBA playoff teams, ranked

okayhenry.com/writing/2425...

The 2024-25 NBA FINAL FOUR RANKED by how much I want them to win — henry gerharz

4. the indiana pacers I hate the Indiana Pacers. I hate how their name references a different, worse sport. I hate their strange blue panther (?) mascot and his TikTok influencer haircut. I want to s...

okayhenry.com

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Mar 16

NO GODS NO MASTERS NO TOMATO

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Mar 12

Burger with a side of burger

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Jan 16

Ah shit these are geese. Nevertheless,

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Jan 16

Finally got my ducks in a row if u even care

3 Weird feathered ducks or maybe geese in a row

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Jan 13

It’s a shame they no longer sell candy cigarettes. They helped a lot of otherwise unremarkable children look cool

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Jan 5

Saw the man from u.n.c.l.e. last night - the Henry Cavill as bond truthers might have a point, but personally I think he should focus on making u.n.c.l.e. Sequels. The masses yearn for more u.n.c.l.e.s!!!

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Dec 21

Fat squirrel on the bird feeder I hope you know I love you

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Dec 9

it rocks I’m being 100% serious right now

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Dec 9

ruling class shill shills for ruling class more at 11

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Dec 9

the beekeeper lol

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Dec 1

Sorry mom, the big dog card gets prime real estate at the top of the tree

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Nov 25

Eating #food on a #monday. My life is crazy aha

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Nov 25

I have an idea @sharktanks.bsky.social

Imagine, if you will, a t shirt that makes your nipples hurt and smells bad

Shark Tank (@sharktanks.bsky.social)

The official Bluesky for #Shark Tank. New episodes Fridays at 8/7c on ABC and Stream on Hulu!

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Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Nov 25

Got kicked out of the Scooby Doo Gang because I kept giving Scooby a loaded gun

Henry @okayhenry.bsky.social · Nov 24

look, I’m not saying they *should* make a WINNING TIME type show about the Milwaukee Bucks, but if they do, I have like 50 years of coach castings figured out
(I am currently very bored on a cross-country flight)