When Pixar designs your mail trucks. It’s silly looking, but as someone who likes to walk with his small children, I appreciate the lower to the ground visibility.

Suspension of disbelief… and gravity. It’s your right as an artist!

How poetic

I for one wish they had shown up in Haiti to exact their plan (provided they didn’t drag any innocent folks with them). I’m sure Jimmy BBQ would have some words for them.

Any company from China, or doing business in China, is partly owned by the Chinese communist party.

I forgive you

Once you mentioned beer, it makes so much more sense, haha.

Let me tell you about the shoe licker. A man who by any other metric was normal, with the simple kink of licking men’s shoes outside our local dive-bar. And not the top mind-you, I’m talking the bottom, from heel to toe and back again.

No

Tell the companies that, ideally before they fire all of us

A Life Day classic