Oldgitmark2
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Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
Kevin Homealone needs to be played by Killian to draw in the audience. The recently deceased person could be Mrs Buckly, obviously not dead but sleeping it off after the Gin and Jesus meeting.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Kevin Homealone needs to be played by Killian to draw in the audience. The recently deceased person could be Mrs Buckly, obviously not dead but sleeping it off after the Gin and Jesus meeting.
Surely the Wet Bandits are either very young children or very old men who have wet their nappies. Either way you could save money by casting Uncle Geoffrey not to appear instead of Hollywood A listers; he would fit into both categories being old, a bit shrunken in size and not having many teeth.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Surely the Wet Bandits are either very young children or very old men who have wet their nappies. Either way you could save money by casting Uncle Geoffrey not to appear instead of Hollywood A listers; he would fit into both categories being old, a bit shrunken in size and not having many teeth.
I've worked hard and saved, and I appreciate that I've been fortunate and I DO feel for the kids today having to face a ridiculous long work life if they can get a job and having a hard time funding a mortgage. Thanks for a civil response even if I disagree that the state pension is generous.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I've worked hard and saved, and I appreciate that I've been fortunate and I DO feel for the kids today having to face a ridiculous long work life if they can get a job and having a hard time funding a mortgage. Thanks for a civil response even if I disagree that the state pension is generous.
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
Ladders are best not kept in your stockings or tights, though. Best use a shed.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ladders are best not kept in your stockings or tights, though. Best use a shed.
The caddy is in a larger caddy, a bit like a whiffy Russian doll.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The caddy is in a larger caddy, a bit like a whiffy Russian doll.
Don't worry, @sirmichael.bsky.social has total faith in the alternative wheelbarrowographers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Don't worry, @sirmichael.bsky.social has total faith in the alternative wheelbarrowographers.
Well if you'd row the boat ashore like you've been told you wouldn't have time to listen to much music.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Well if you'd row the boat ashore like you've been told you wouldn't have time to listen to much music.
#ThingsAreTerrible but more to the point, will the turkey pardon Trump this year?
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
#ThingsAreTerrible but more to the point, will the turkey pardon Trump this year?
That explains where the mop ended up.
a mop is being used to clean a tiled floor and the word wentworth is on the bottom right
ALT: a mop is being used to clean a tiled floor and the word wentworth is on the bottom right
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November 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That explains where the mop ended up.
Is it because the carrier pigeons are now trading as Seagull Food Deliveries and won't do airmail any more?
a duck is standing next to a bowl of food on the floor
ALT: a duck is standing next to a bowl of food on the floor
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November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Is it because the carrier pigeons are now trading as Seagull Food Deliveries and won't do airmail any more?
If 4, 5 AND 6 were all strawberries they could win the jackpot and get a lot of money.
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If 4, 5 AND 6 were all strawberries they could win the jackpot and get a lot of money.
Mr Nimmo having a cigarette whilst waiting for the bus.
a snowman is blowing flames out of his mouth
ALT: a snowman is blowing flames out of his mouth
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November 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Mr Nimmo having a cigarette whilst waiting for the bus.
I've never watched The Sopranos. Now, if it was to be renamed The Baritones I might give it a try.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I've never watched The Sopranos. Now, if it was to be renamed The Baritones I might give it a try.
Maybe with Colin Searle at the Piano and to the tune of I'm a Fire Eater (like in I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, Radio 4)?
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Maybe with Colin Searle at the Piano and to the tune of I'm a Fire Eater (like in I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, Radio 4)?
Silly girl needs a crash helmet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Silly girl needs a crash helmet.
The T could be for Tango, F for the Fandango (thunderbolt and lightning!).
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The T could be for Tango, F for the Fandango (thunderbolt and lightning!).
They could use it for magic tricks.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
They could use it for magic tricks.