Erasmus Wilds
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Erasmus Wilds
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I was born on a mayonaise farm. My daddy had a tractor made from the spare parts of blenders.
Stranger than Fiction 2: The Knuckles of Consequences
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
in the tedious square dance of adult interactions where moral navigation is a key feature, no one wants to dance with me. when i read your stuff, i feel differently.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sax can be quite easy to learn (but a bitch to master). very rewarding use of the breath, though, and a surprising amount of transferable skills to clarinet and flute. piano will teach you the academics the best. whatever instrument you decide, it's worth the struggle to learn to play it!
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
jack thompson's back and he's PISSED
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what is this? a death star for ANTS? *knocks off shelf*
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
how funky is your chicken?
how damp is your vamp?
September 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
couldn't fucking believe it when fizzgig went woke
August 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2025 is full of "and so did we" energy.
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
looking forward to the melmac and me DP.
July 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
and fire in the eye-eyes 🎸
July 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
rugged, masculine, and a true master of the gatling squirt gun.
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM