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@oldhouseshoe.bsky.social
I enjoy shuffling across the hardwoods, broom in hand, in my trusty, dusty house shoes—the soles smooth from years of devotion—because nothing captures “quiet rituals” quite like sweeping up yesterday’s chaos.🧹
@oystermoistner.bsky.social
Oh Gladys,I saw this and thought you needed to see it. I don’t know of anyone on this planet who loves oysters more than you and this brought me joy imagining you wearing it!
March 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is it just me or has #TomGreen somehow morphed into #ChrisRobinson
Bizarre finding this murky Saturday night in my #Oldhouseshoes
January 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
P.S. I am always interested in good record recs! Just got a wireless Bluetooth turntable and am ready to scratch some licorice pizza😵‍💫
January 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Great, now I actually have to pay attention to Trump. Evil? Check. Puppet? Check. Creepy with women? Double check! nightmare. All his pointless executive orders are just a smokescreen for the real evil brewing,guess it’s time to dust off my old house shoes and brace for impact! Goodnight nice peeps
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This morning, I woke in dread, not from the cold but from realizing my beloved house shoes weren’t winter-proof. I paired them with cozy socks and settled in for a General Hospital marathon (RIP Monica Quartermaine). Thankfully, the show remains blissfully free of Trump coverage.
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Happy Holidays!!!

The season’s joy is filling the air, and my trusty house shoes couldn’t be happier—they’re cozy, festive, and dancing through every merry moment! Wishing you all the warmth, comfort, and cheer your heart can hold this holiday season.

Stay snug and joyful,
Old House Shoe
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
@oystermoistner.bsky.social If Gladys Beausoleil were to open an oyster restaurant, would she name it “Shuck Yeah” or “Pearl of My Heart”—and would she offer a loyalty program called “Shell Shocked Savings”?
December 5, 2024 at 1:46 AM