Larando Suave
@oldjeezy.bsky.social
Words bro I like to use them too
www.larandosuave.com
www.larandosuave.com
Lost art of fancy roach clips
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lost art of fancy roach clips
every man has a favorite *NSYNC shirt. and if he loses it, he goes quiet for 3-6 months
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
every man has a favorite *NSYNC shirt. and if he loses it, he goes quiet for 3-6 months
My cat done turned anarchist on me
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My cat done turned anarchist on me
Is this ai (gesturing towards a chill looking gas station)
June 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is this ai (gesturing towards a chill looking gas station)
I would lie to the dmt elves straight up
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I would lie to the dmt elves straight up
I drink tap water because it builds creatine levels and legally speaking makes me an endangered species
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I drink tap water because it builds creatine levels and legally speaking makes me an endangered species
Been readin some of y’all’s blue skies. SOME of y’all need to show more respect for late-stage capitalism!
June 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Been readin some of y’all’s blue skies. SOME of y’all need to show more respect for late-stage capitalism!
High beat: how did I do this??
Not high beat: how did I do this?
Not high beat: how did I do this?
June 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
High beat: how did I do this??
Not high beat: how did I do this?
Not high beat: how did I do this?
Homie said my zine “made him carsick!” but all I heard was “sick” so I’m doin another one soon lol
June 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Homie said my zine “made him carsick!” but all I heard was “sick” so I’m doin another one soon lol
If you have ever gotten a haircut from your plug you might be a redneck
If you run into the plug a lot in the coffee table picture book section at Barnes and Noble you might be a redneck
If you have given your cat too many DJ names to remember all of them, you might be a redneck
If you run into the plug a lot in the coffee table picture book section at Barnes and Noble you might be a redneck
If you have given your cat too many DJ names to remember all of them, you might be a redneck
May 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you have ever gotten a haircut from your plug you might be a redneck
If you run into the plug a lot in the coffee table picture book section at Barnes and Noble you might be a redneck
If you have given your cat too many DJ names to remember all of them, you might be a redneck
If you run into the plug a lot in the coffee table picture book section at Barnes and Noble you might be a redneck
If you have given your cat too many DJ names to remember all of them, you might be a redneck
If you have ever sent the moon a request for money on Apple Pay you might be a redneck
If your so called lucky number has ever filed a restraining order on you, you might be a redneck
If your outdoor grill only works when the Cowboys are losing, you might be a redneck
If your so called lucky number has ever filed a restraining order on you, you might be a redneck
If your outdoor grill only works when the Cowboys are losing, you might be a redneck
May 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you have ever sent the moon a request for money on Apple Pay you might be a redneck
If your so called lucky number has ever filed a restraining order on you, you might be a redneck
If your outdoor grill only works when the Cowboys are losing, you might be a redneck
If your so called lucky number has ever filed a restraining order on you, you might be a redneck
If your outdoor grill only works when the Cowboys are losing, you might be a redneck
Silently listening to teach me how to dougie motionless with a blank stare
February 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Silently listening to teach me how to dougie motionless with a blank stare
The PBS donor to people who have cats pipeline is…actually what you would expect I bet
February 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The PBS donor to people who have cats pipeline is…actually what you would expect I bet
Reposted by Larando Suave
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
January 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
Don’t be bringing your sick ass bird around me talking about give him a kiss he’s not contagious
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Don’t be bringing your sick ass bird around me talking about give him a kiss he’s not contagious
Sometimes when I say I’m mixing a song I’m putting trail mix in the lil holes in the computer
January 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes when I say I’m mixing a song I’m putting trail mix in the lil holes in the computer
I’m sorry for smoking inside Home Depot I got confused what was inside and outside
January 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m sorry for smoking inside Home Depot I got confused what was inside and outside
Winnie the Pooh is zen propaganda
January 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Winnie the Pooh is zen propaganda
Why was Lynyrd Skynyrd singing about a bird that couldn’t change?
December 31, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Why was Lynyrd Skynyrd singing about a bird that couldn’t change?
My girl said “Jalepenos are carbs” I said not according to Joe Rogan baby
December 30, 2024 at 5:54 AM
My girl said “Jalepenos are carbs” I said not according to Joe Rogan baby
Jeep is a tent on wheels
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Jeep is a tent on wheels
If you get inside my personal kiddie pool with some dirty ass feet we gonna square up trust me
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
If you get inside my personal kiddie pool with some dirty ass feet we gonna square up trust me
**mayor voice** Rumors that I sometimes get “haunted” by certain vinyl album covers are completely unfounded
December 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
**mayor voice** Rumors that I sometimes get “haunted” by certain vinyl album covers are completely unfounded
Went and shot a whole roll of b&w film that the film lab called and said “bro these are all blank” I said look closer fools
December 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Went and shot a whole roll of b&w film that the film lab called and said “bro these are all blank” I said look closer fools
Digital sketching on my Tesla screen explaining to the officer the concept for my art project
December 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Digital sketching on my Tesla screen explaining to the officer the concept for my art project