Business Goose
@oldmanballin.bsky.social
Am a business-related goose, just look at my suit. Love fish, swimming, the cold, and Transformers.
Trying to figure out why others would jump through all those hoops instead of literally doing anything else
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trying to figure out why others would jump through all those hoops instead of literally doing anything else
I would have listed a bunch of famous actors. In fact, all the zombies are male, no zombettes here
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I would have listed a bunch of famous actors. In fact, all the zombies are male, no zombettes here
The guys appear to be giving the universal sign of asking if others are into docking
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The guys appear to be giving the universal sign of asking if others are into docking
I use a different sensor from the same company, a little concerning
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I use a different sensor from the same company, a little concerning
Spoodlers with blickys is very high on my desired content list
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Spoodlers with blickys is very high on my desired content list
They look like they're practicing vasectomies, I guess Santa must not have great healthcare
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
They look like they're practicing vasectomies, I guess Santa must not have great healthcare
Ish. Hope everything gets better soon
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ish. Hope everything gets better soon
Razorclaw, because the off-white plastic makes my synaesthesia freak if I touch it
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Razorclaw, because the off-white plastic makes my synaesthesia freak if I touch it
Imagine how painful life would be if you just kept thinking they'd go broke from woke. I'd rather yank out my fingernails
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Imagine how painful life would be if you just kept thinking they'd go broke from woke. I'd rather yank out my fingernails
Watch out, he's got a carrot!
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Watch out, he's got a carrot!
Sounds like next trip you have a task already set
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sounds like next trip you have a task already set
I was going to say, I seem to remember you with a DS in a picture from the before times
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I was going to say, I seem to remember you with a DS in a picture from the before times
Find the weirdest billboard and scream underneath it while gesturing wildly. Any passerby will remember that moment forever
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Find the weirdest billboard and scream underneath it while gesturing wildly. Any passerby will remember that moment forever
(in a whisper) is that one of those chew sticks made from salt and yaks milk
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
(in a whisper) is that one of those chew sticks made from salt and yaks milk
That is the least charismatic chip flavor I've ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That is the least charismatic chip flavor I've ever seen
Floodslides are at least relegated to a certain point in the year
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Floodslides are at least relegated to a certain point in the year
Especially because red delicious are the least delicious apples that have ever existed
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Especially because red delicious are the least delicious apples that have ever existed
Averland sunset, it'll only take you 5000 coats
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Averland sunset, it'll only take you 5000 coats
Excellent tiniest mlem
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Excellent tiniest mlem
Yep. Could pay to completely end homelessness and hunger with that trillion, but instead it goes to a guy that has only used money for the dumbest things possible
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yep. Could pay to completely end homelessness and hunger with that trillion, but instead it goes to a guy that has only used money for the dumbest things possible
My favorite for these types is to blow them a big kiss
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My favorite for these types is to blow them a big kiss
Should have immediately called him a filthy hobbitsis
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Should have immediately called him a filthy hobbitsis
So they're going to cut the games that have recurring subscription revenue. Probably see them lean into either AI slop or gatcha next lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So they're going to cut the games that have recurring subscription revenue. Probably see them lean into either AI slop or gatcha next lol