David in VA (from NC)
@oldmancrot.bsky.social
Retired engineer; gone guy from Twitter. Don't mess with me - I have daughters. Please, no DMs unless we're close friends. I believe that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Virgin for short, but not for long
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Virgin for short, but not for long
Thank you!!!
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thank you!!!
I used to take car trips across multiple states without consulting the GPS a single time. I also used to have important phone numbers committed to memory without consulting my smart phone.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I used to take car trips across multiple states without consulting the GPS a single time. I also used to have important phone numbers committed to memory without consulting my smart phone.
Just a simple soybean farmer, hoping the price per bushel gets up to the point where he can keep planting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just a simple soybean farmer, hoping the price per bushel gets up to the point where he can keep planting.
And let's get rid of those bothersome seatbelts, unneeded airbags, and clunky extra rearview mirrors. CHOICES!
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And let's get rid of those bothersome seatbelts, unneeded airbags, and clunky extra rearview mirrors. CHOICES!
One of my favorites. "Refund? . . .REFUND?" I throw in Hoosiers and ask, how can there be these two great sports movies from Indiana?
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my favorites. "Refund? . . .REFUND?" I throw in Hoosiers and ask, how can there be these two great sports movies from Indiana?
Same Old Lang Syne, Dan Fogelberg
"Met my old lover in the grocery store"
"Met my old lover in the grocery store"
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Same Old Lang Syne, Dan Fogelberg
"Met my old lover in the grocery store"
"Met my old lover in the grocery store"
What, no rodeo clowns?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What, no rodeo clowns?
If there's a crash test dummy that represents a 15 year-old female - please keep it away from Trump!
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If there's a crash test dummy that represents a 15 year-old female - please keep it away from Trump!
To be fair, he must have been struggling inside. There were cameras, and yet he somehow knew it would be inappropriate to give his usual thumbs up and $#!% eating grin. He was torn, I tell you!
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
To be fair, he must have been struggling inside. There were cameras, and yet he somehow knew it would be inappropriate to give his usual thumbs up and $#!% eating grin. He was torn, I tell you!
Looks very familiar from when I had surgery. Time for John Oliver to call for the catheter cowboy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Looks very familiar from when I had surgery. Time for John Oliver to call for the catheter cowboy.
It could be worse.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It could be worse.
And what's that at the left of the picture? A DJT pez dispenser? And why does it look like it has veins on the . . . (ahem) shaft?
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And what's that at the left of the picture? A DJT pez dispenser? And why does it look like it has veins on the . . . (ahem) shaft?
Is she troubled? Does she think they've learned their lesson?
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is she troubled? Does she think they've learned their lesson?
Paid protesters? I signed up to do this for free. But after the exhilaration I felt after the June event, I'd probably pay to take part again.
October 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Paid protesters? I signed up to do this for free. But after the exhilaration I felt after the June event, I'd probably pay to take part again.