i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine

oh my god

This is unfortunately just truth. If they want their bailout, their message needs to be tailored to the mad king they are currently dealing with.

Just so that I am clear then, this technology doesn’t replace trained employees?

Is this how we get management to abandon ai?

“If you replace your staff with ai, you are depriving yourself of valuable scapegoat strategies. Hi, I’m Bill Lumbergh and I’m here to talk to you about ai, mmmkay?”

Dudemeister: “Hey Bros, you know how we want to sell AI search results as a tailored solution, without, you know, tailoring shit? But Pres-Stone’s dad keeps saying we will get sued, and I quote, ‘to hell and back?’ I solved it. We just add, ‘Nuh-uh’ to the Terms.”

Bros: “I think he’s done it!”

This is very true. Entire industries with vc proposals claiming unlimited growth in the separating-people-from-their-money departments. Not a single person with a fiduciary duty around.
It reminds me of the old cartoons, when a cloud of termites would sweep thru the screen and leave nothing behind.