Giving a work update: "So, with this new voice mail system, you'll be able to set different outgoing messages depending on if the caller is in-house or out..... house.

Fuck, I'm stupid. "

Everything RFK Jr does reminds me of my time working movie concessions with customers asking for "Large popcorn, extra butter, sour patch kids, red vines, and a large coke... actually, make that a diet coke."

The kid: "So, I'm 14 now. Does that come with anything?"

Me: "Like what? More responsibilities? I can give..."

Tk: "No, like, permissions."

Me: "Is there something you want?"

Tk: "Ummmm. I'll think about it."

So, no, I haven't been stewing about WTF is rattling around that brain. Not. At. All!

New text alert: "Love is great, but so is rage..."

What the hell kinda message is... oh, it's Planned Parenthood seeking donations. Yeah, that tracks.

Operation ICE Ride-Along isn’t going as planned. 🔥

Fox News tagged along with ICE, hoping for an exclusive look at “dangerous criminals.” Instead, they got a whole lot of nothing. No threats, no big arrests—just a community that wasn’t having it. The narrative is falling apart.

Best thing I've read all week. www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

I'm still trying to deal with my anger from living in a country suffering from the consequences of the choice way too many of you made. Like, I'm pissed, but that just isn't gonna change things.

This is about y'all not seeing Better Man and thus denying my chance to see it a third time in theaters.

The funny thing about all this anti-DEI rage is that it was always the bare minimum.

Anyone looking, in good faith, at our statistics can see the inequity in our systems; DEI efforts were literally the smallest corrective efforts possible. Still too much for a bunch of mediocre assholes, though.

Me, when I walk past someone waiting for the crosswalk light to change...

...and then I see them follow me.