29 today, mall goth forever 🖤
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
29 today, mall goth forever 🖤
adding to this list one of my favorite regulars at work i’ve gotten to know this semester! hbd kristy!! 🥰
happy birthday to quinta brunson, steven yeun, jane fonda, samuel l jackson, ray romano, benny the jet from the sandlot, my coworker grace, and meeeeeeeeee !!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
adding to this list one of my favorite regulars at work i’ve gotten to know this semester! hbd kristy!! 🥰
#1 thing i want for christmas this year is to get drunk with my sister :^)
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
#1 thing i want for christmas this year is to get drunk with my sister :^)
huge moment for literally only the people in my apartment: our cat’s been avoidant of his favorite hammock for several months and decided today was the day to finally get over it
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
huge moment for literally only the people in my apartment: our cat’s been avoidant of his favorite hammock for several months and decided today was the day to finally get over it
walk into target for stocking stuffers and immediately forgets everything i have ever known about my wife
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
walk into target for stocking stuffers and immediately forgets everything i have ever known about my wife
this feels like collecting the last infinity stone
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this feels like collecting the last infinity stone
just found out alan from sesame street is gay, no wonder he was subconsciously my favorite human character
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
just found out alan from sesame street is gay, no wonder he was subconsciously my favorite human character
was walking behind a student omw to work just now and he called good morning to one of his homies and gave a fist bump to a different homie as they passed each other on the sidewalk and i hope he feels like the coolest kid on campus today bc he is
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
was walking behind a student omw to work just now and he called good morning to one of his homies and gave a fist bump to a different homie as they passed each other on the sidewalk and i hope he feels like the coolest kid on campus today bc he is
what fun fact is your own personal version of viggo mortensen breaking his toe, mine is that this line in ace attorney 1:4 was changed in the remaster to sound gayer
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
what fun fact is your own personal version of viggo mortensen breaking his toe, mine is that this line in ace attorney 1:4 was changed in the remaster to sound gayer
the timing on our espresso grinder has been fucked up for the past several weeks and you’ll never guess whose fault it was
another day another silent prayer that my shitty coworker gives me a reason to file a complaint against him and finally get him fired
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the timing on our espresso grinder has been fucked up for the past several weeks and you’ll never guess whose fault it was
forever thinking about the part in finding nemo when marlin asks crush how old he is so that not if but when he finally finds nemo he can tell him how long sea turtles live
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
forever thinking about the part in finding nemo when marlin asks crush how old he is so that not if but when he finally finds nemo he can tell him how long sea turtles live
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a phoenix wright crossover spinoff
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
a phoenix wright crossover spinoff
another day another silent prayer that my shitty coworker gives me a reason to file a complaint against him and finally get him fired
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
another day another silent prayer that my shitty coworker gives me a reason to file a complaint against him and finally get him fired
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
istg if i don’t see any students dressed up today i’m gonna riot, you’re not in high school anymore you’re allowed to have fun!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
istg if i don’t see any students dressed up today i’m gonna riot, you’re not in high school anymore you’re allowed to have fun!!
judy garland was not murdered by the american beauty standard just for you to erase your cupid’s bow
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
judy garland was not murdered by the american beauty standard just for you to erase your cupid’s bow
my annoying ass coworker has been using the locker i like so i finally put a lock on it yesterday after he left and if his reaction is the only thing that brings me joy today so be it
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
my annoying ass coworker has been using the locker i like so i finally put a lock on it yesterday after he left and if his reaction is the only thing that brings me joy today so be it
been rewatching season 6 of face off and the fact that graham was eliminated for his predictable but safe mole man up against whatever the hell daran made still makes me irate ten years later
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
been rewatching season 6 of face off and the fact that graham was eliminated for his predictable but safe mole man up against whatever the hell daran made still makes me irate ten years later
ok so not that anyone is actually surprised but i do genuinely love this for them so much
🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
ok so not that anyone is actually surprised but i do genuinely love this for them so much
yep, i am definitely at my parents’ house
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
yep, i am definitely at my parents’ house
whyyy can i not soft block here 😭😭 i have nothing against nsfw accounts i just don’t want them following me
October 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
whyyy can i not soft block here 😭😭 i have nothing against nsfw accounts i just don’t want them following me
what if i can never draw again
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
what if i can never draw again
bold of them to assume netflix is actively promoting any of its animation
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
bold of them to assume netflix is actively promoting any of its animation
BRO I CAN’T DRAW A THINNNGGGG LMAO
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
BRO I CAN’T DRAW A THINNNGGGG LMAO