What’s surprising to me is that Boris Johnson appears to be in no way mixed up in this Epstein bin fire, maybe he has been misunderestimated

Thunder doesn’t only happen when it’s raining though

They have people responsible for safety and compliance?

Need to include his version of ‘Why did I choose you?’

Tough convincing investors in yet another live dinosaur safari park…of course this time it’ll be different yeh we’ve learnt a lot of difficult lessons admittedly but let’s not dwell on the past there’s huge potential here and the technology is already proven ok yeh mistakes were made previously 🦖

Yes, as a father of three sons who’s spent many years wiping up piss, 100% this forever

Good time to be long boxes of 48 Ferrero Rocher 🚀 #tothemoon #moon #hodl

Not quite threat-level midnight yet but probably past threat-level teatime

Yes, 100% this 👆

Not an easy bit of IP to enforce

Argentine bonds and the peso have gone bananas after Milei’s victory but, y’know, give it time 😂

You can’t beat the Argentinian peso, the good old dependable, solid as a rock Argentinian peso is safe as houses

Lots of people suspect that Madri is brewed in Burton and is just rebadged Carling Black Label

The various recensions of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle are strangely silent on Edward the Confessor being shagged to death but that doesn’t mean it definitely didn’t happen imo

There has always been a minority of parents who take out their weird anger and frustration out on refs and linos. I remember seeing appalling behaviour when playing as a kid and not much had changed when I ran the line as an adult many many years later

Why they didn’t just follow the narrative structure of the Bayeux Tapestry and bits of the Song of the Battle of Hastings is baffling…they could’ve still had daft stuff like Harold’s sister basically shagging King Edward to death and they might’ve got the moustaches right too