Oliver Rockside
oliverrockside.bsky.social
Oliver Rockside
@oliverrockside.bsky.social
Snack enthusiast. Nerd. Cranky without naps. Oliverrockside.com inyourearholes.com
RIP, Sybil. I named a cat after you and I most certainly never mentioned the war.
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bucket List Achievement Unlocked!
July 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
3/4 of the Masochists Movie Cuddlebros are doing “research” for an upcoming episode and we’ll be reviewing it live on #bluesky ! So I had to get some “jet fuel” (both literally and figuratively) in preparation. #Airport1970
February 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My first ever absentee ballot arrived! Your website may be a challenge, but your efficiency is stellar, Elections Ontario! #vote
February 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My yearly haul….and now Sunday dinner not needed. #ItsThreeCourses #nomnom
February 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Canadian Invasion of Florida has stepped it up a notch. #CouldSwissChaletBeFarBehind
January 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Okay, I can get behind this idea.
January 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Christmas Dinner done right…#NoTurkeyZone
December 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Is there anything better than a Honey Bun after 15 secs. in the microwave?
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
@terselyverbose.bsky.social & @aliencg.com hit it out of the park in the latest installment of Roadtrip Mixtape! It reminded me that the lyrics to “I Want It That Way” make zero sense and left me craving…
December 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Hello,my old friend….we have been apart for far too long.
December 3, 2024 at 11:44 PM
During this holiday season, there are two facts I know….

1) Die Hard is the greatest Xmas movie ever.

2) Alan Rickman’s Hans Gruber is the greatest villain in cinema history. (Darth Vader used to be #1, then, well, the backstory we didn’t need happened)
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
All McRibs, no green bean casserole.

U.S. Thanksgiving done right.
November 28, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Ok, America. I just received this as change for the very first time. Is this a new thing or was I just swerved out of $2?
November 26, 2024 at 3:24 PM
The outdoor temperature is now close to being at an acceptable level.
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I know it’s Saturday, but when I enter the U.S., I must genuflect at church
November 23, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Now that I have reached Knoxville, the ritual of putting away my coat for the season has occurred.
November 18, 2023 at 2:15 PM