Olivesaurus Rex
@olivesaurusrex.bsky.social
Books, Cats and kitchen garden witchery
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It’s comforting to me that PP is their best and only option
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
It’s comforting to me that PP is their best and only option
Is anyone over here seeing stories of Americans who’s passports were randomly cancelled?
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Is anyone over here seeing stories of Americans who’s passports were randomly cancelled?
Wait, didn’t that Viking colony meet a mysterious and grisly end? Too spooky for Americans
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Wait, didn’t that Viking colony meet a mysterious and grisly end? Too spooky for Americans
Soooooo we all agree this was about manufacturing consent to pull funding from daycare and further their goal of removing women from the workforce, right?
The racism and punishing of political enemies is just a cruelty cherry on top
The racism and punishing of political enemies is just a cruelty cherry on top
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Soooooo we all agree this was about manufacturing consent to pull funding from daycare and further their goal of removing women from the workforce, right?
The racism and punishing of political enemies is just a cruelty cherry on top
The racism and punishing of political enemies is just a cruelty cherry on top
I don’t know why we need to keep explaining this, but when you make comments about what “the left” will do, we 100% know that’s how you would act.
Not a reflection on us, but it says a lot about you
Not a reflection on us, but it says a lot about you
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don’t know why we need to keep explaining this, but when you make comments about what “the left” will do, we 100% know that’s how you would act.
Not a reflection on us, but it says a lot about you
Not a reflection on us, but it says a lot about you
Pay attention Canada
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Pay attention Canada
Today in “not reading the room”
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today in “not reading the room”
Oh no, are we ignoring rules based order and decorum?!
Canada, quelle horreur
Canada, quelle horreur
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oh no, are we ignoring rules based order and decorum?!
Canada, quelle horreur
Canada, quelle horreur
Harry watching this like “it’s actually romantic”
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Harry watching this like “it’s actually romantic”
So they’re saying she didn’t do it legitly
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So they’re saying she didn’t do it legitly
Oh no, they’re here now? We need to have like, a math test to log in so we don’t get infested with MAGAts.
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oh no, they’re here now? We need to have like, a math test to log in so we don’t get infested with MAGAts.
Local gossip says it was a bunch of dudes who had a party in the woods, so it’s exactly what the bans were trying to prevent - the carelessness of men.
Hope it was worth it because now me and my elderly, uninsured neighbours are preparing to evacuate if the wind turns.
Hope it was worth it because now me and my elderly, uninsured neighbours are preparing to evacuate if the wind turns.
September 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Local gossip says it was a bunch of dudes who had a party in the woods, so it’s exactly what the bans were trying to prevent - the carelessness of men.
Hope it was worth it because now me and my elderly, uninsured neighbours are preparing to evacuate if the wind turns.
Hope it was worth it because now me and my elderly, uninsured neighbours are preparing to evacuate if the wind turns.
Aw look, they’re taking up the mantle of thought terminating cliches.
September 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Aw look, they’re taking up the mantle of thought terminating cliches.
Pretty sure that shirt should be red
September 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pretty sure that shirt should be red
Hold tight, we’re still working on a slur for debate/podcast bros
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hold tight, we’re still working on a slur for debate/podcast bros
Oh no, not the people who delight in other’s misfortune and constantly threaten violence being radicalized by the death of an almost universally loathed podcast bro?!
Whatever will we do
Whatever will we do
September 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh no, not the people who delight in other’s misfortune and constantly threaten violence being radicalized by the death of an almost universally loathed podcast bro?!
Whatever will we do
Whatever will we do
They can’t just capitalize things randomly and call it a Trump tweet, it needs to have that unhinged bile with some grammatical errors and a soupçon of tantrum
August 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
They can’t just capitalize things randomly and call it a Trump tweet, it needs to have that unhinged bile with some grammatical errors and a soupçon of tantrum
Calm down, you’re gonna hurt yourself with that stretch
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Calm down, you’re gonna hurt yourself with that stretch
Cool strawman, bro.
We remember when wearing seatbelts was infringing on your liberties, but only you die when you launch through the windshield.
Forgetting to click it doesn’t cause hundreds of millions, if not billions of damage to your community. It’s a bummer we need to keep explaining this.
We remember when wearing seatbelts was infringing on your liberties, but only you die when you launch through the windshield.
Forgetting to click it doesn’t cause hundreds of millions, if not billions of damage to your community. It’s a bummer we need to keep explaining this.
August 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cool strawman, bro.
We remember when wearing seatbelts was infringing on your liberties, but only you die when you launch through the windshield.
Forgetting to click it doesn’t cause hundreds of millions, if not billions of damage to your community. It’s a bummer we need to keep explaining this.
We remember when wearing seatbelts was infringing on your liberties, but only you die when you launch through the windshield.
Forgetting to click it doesn’t cause hundreds of millions, if not billions of damage to your community. It’s a bummer we need to keep explaining this.
They aren’t “walking in the woods” bans, they are “Drunk dude who doesn’t think rules apply to him flicking a lit cigarette off the back of an ATV” bans.
Don’t act like you don’t understand the difference, it’s disingenuous at best.
Don’t act like you don’t understand the difference, it’s disingenuous at best.
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They aren’t “walking in the woods” bans, they are “Drunk dude who doesn’t think rules apply to him flicking a lit cigarette off the back of an ATV” bans.
Don’t act like you don’t understand the difference, it’s disingenuous at best.
Don’t act like you don’t understand the difference, it’s disingenuous at best.
Everyone in Atlantic Canada hoping it weakens and swings up here, we are on fire and the grass is crunchy
August 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Everyone in Atlantic Canada hoping it weakens and swings up here, we are on fire and the grass is crunchy