Imagine the worst possible response to this tragedy from the President. It's probably still not even close to this utter embarrassment. What an absolute prick.

Absolute avalanche of terrible news coming from around the world over the weekend.

I am at the pub.

Need to walk the dog, but there's a Santa doing the rounds on the estate. Frankly, I can't be bothered running into all the neighbours.

Could do with a pint right about now.

The best thing about AI is that I have the freedom to just not use it. At all. And I never will.

Trump is absolutely desperate to nail down a deal with Ukraine and Russia to try and offset the shitshow that will emerge from the Epstein Files. Provided they've not already been scrubbed clean, of course.

Would genuinely love nothing more than to just sit by the fire, cup of tea by my side, and read The Lord of the Rings. Just in that mood, y'know?

Hello. I am back here, in this place. Not sure why. Does anyone care about what I have to say..?