Couldn’t remember the word for hash browns so I called them “potato flats” once, and now that’s what they’re called.

“Once GTA 6 is out” is like the modern “when pigs fly”

I tried to say “mixed” and “mashed” at the same time and just kept saying “mished”repeatedly hoping it would come out right. I just gave up.

I was told “you can look so beautiful one second and then the next you look like a scary demon”. I said thank you. I aim to please.

My dog, Zelda, loves the Laser pointer; she just can’t wait for the chase!