Olly Robertson
@ollyrobertson.bsky.social
Non-tribal football fan. Comedy, getaways, and music-music. Probably laughing at my own jokes. Insufferable. Ignore.
Out Of A Dream
The Slow Readers Club · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
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March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Too heavily produced to guarantee a faithful win/female agenda. Alexander never had a chance. #TraitorsUK
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Too heavily produced to guarantee a faithful win/female agenda. Alexander never had a chance. #TraitorsUK
The biggest injustice on The Traitors is the apparent lack of use the snooker table gets.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The biggest injustice on The Traitors is the apparent lack of use the snooker table gets.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
December 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
The dawn sky in Eyam earlier in the week.
December 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The dawn sky in Eyam earlier in the week.
What in the furry fuck made you think that?
December 14, 2024 at 10:19 AM
What in the furry fuck made you think that?
Saw Die Hard for the first time tonight.
It's not a Christmas film, it's a foot fetish film.
It's not a Christmas film, it's a foot fetish film.
December 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Saw Die Hard for the first time tonight.
It's not a Christmas film, it's a foot fetish film.
It's not a Christmas film, it's a foot fetish film.
Disrespectful from Everton here. If he spells it with two "T's", then let him spell it with two "T's". @outofcontextfm.co.uk #FM24 #FootballManager
December 12, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Disrespectful from Everton here. If he spells it with two "T's", then let him spell it with two "T's". @outofcontextfm.co.uk #FM24 #FootballManager
A pair of flip-flops walk into a bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flop buys the drinks while Flip goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flop buys the drinks while Flip goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
December 12, 2024 at 12:59 AM
A pair of flip-flops walk into a bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flop buys the drinks while Flip goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flop buys the drinks while Flip goes to the toilet.
They drink up, leave, and head to the next bar.
Flip buys the drinks while flop goes to the toilet.
Barely a day goes by that I don't think of this bloke and the hammer of an Admiral tracksuit he was wearing.
The absolute failure from me to get a photo from the front is criminal.
The absolute failure from me to get a photo from the front is criminal.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Barely a day goes by that I don't think of this bloke and the hammer of an Admiral tracksuit he was wearing.
The absolute failure from me to get a photo from the front is criminal.
The absolute failure from me to get a photo from the front is criminal.
Unbelievably good 👏
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 11, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Unbelievably good 👏
Reposted by Olly Robertson
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
An anagramist walks into a bra
December 11, 2024 at 11:36 PM
An anagramist walks into a bra
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Muscle-memory had me relapse to Twitter unconsciously.
I'm a dirty, dirty boy who must now delete the app.
Being unable to DM Elon Musk "England scoring at a major tournament" batshit videos from Ross Kemp anymore is just something I'll have to live with.
Muscle-memory had me relapse to Twitter unconsciously.
I'm a dirty, dirty boy who must now delete the app.
Being unable to DM Elon Musk "England scoring at a major tournament" batshit videos from Ross Kemp anymore is just something I'll have to live with.
December 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Muscle-memory had me relapse to Twitter unconsciously.
I'm a dirty, dirty boy who must now delete the app.
Being unable to DM Elon Musk "England scoring at a major tournament" batshit videos from Ross Kemp anymore is just something I'll have to live with.
Muscle-memory had me relapse to Twitter unconsciously.
I'm a dirty, dirty boy who must now delete the app.
Being unable to DM Elon Musk "England scoring at a major tournament" batshit videos from Ross Kemp anymore is just something I'll have to live with.
This Liverpool vs Real Madrid shows the benefit of the new Champions League system. Great intensity.
November 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
This Liverpool vs Real Madrid shows the benefit of the new Champions League system. Great intensity.
Just clicked an inappropriate emoji reaction to an "all staff" work email to see who had sent it.
Guess what that does?
It sends the same inappropriate emoji reaction, but from you.
Guess who then clicked it again to try and remove it?
Twice.
Guess what Outlook has made undeleteable?
Yep.
Guess what that does?
It sends the same inappropriate emoji reaction, but from you.
Guess who then clicked it again to try and remove it?
Twice.
Guess what Outlook has made undeleteable?
Yep.
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Just clicked an inappropriate emoji reaction to an "all staff" work email to see who had sent it.
Guess what that does?
It sends the same inappropriate emoji reaction, but from you.
Guess who then clicked it again to try and remove it?
Twice.
Guess what Outlook has made undeleteable?
Yep.
Guess what that does?
It sends the same inappropriate emoji reaction, but from you.
Guess who then clicked it again to try and remove it?
Twice.
Guess what Outlook has made undeleteable?
Yep.
Twitter's ship is truly sunken.
They're now advertising "spot the difference".
They're now advertising "spot the difference".
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Twitter's ship is truly sunken.
They're now advertising "spot the difference".
They're now advertising "spot the difference".
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Introduce yourself with four players
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Introduce yourself with four players
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.