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proprietary brothers

properly brothers

me, being able to order pizza more than once a month: damnnn so this is what being a billionaire is like....

this is 100% just me having enough money for like a few months of rent and going "oh wow i am SO rich now..." just because i'm not in survival mode anymore and then panicking over it. years of barely making it every month really does some shit to your brain

i swear i'm not doing anything much i'm simply not using bad code machine to generate bad code for me!!! idk why it's so complicated for other devs to admit that the machine sucks

the interesting part is that this person really believes that the ai is going to do that when the chances are actually pretty slim. current llms just aren't good at doing code let alone fixing it. and even without considering ai i'd rather have the devs chill and take their own time with stuff

things that need to change for ai to be like acceptable
- it must be able to get depressed
- it must develop some kind of kink
- it needs hooves

did veado have a bug where it crashed on image importing for an entire week bc i made a stupid recursive call by accident. well yes but i wrote that bug myself with my own two hooves which is cooler than letting copilot break everything and having no one to blame. it doesn't even have hooves

nao nao essa cena eh sacanagem pensa ser revivida por uma materia alienigena e obviamente em panico por isso pq vc meio q se tornou uma com o asteroide onde vc morreu. e dai aparece um cara feio q tu nunca viu na vida tipo "nao se preocupe querida" e ele começa a tentar te beijar

ela começa beeem hard sci-fi colocando tudo muito realístico científico etc e dai dps olha bem fundo nos seus olhos e fala "ok agora tem uma gosma azul alienígena q age de maneira quase fantasiosa de tão incompreensivel. boa sorte"