almost felt you liked the forest? that’s uncommonly kind of you

lil Treebeard cosplay for #tolktober2025

this shit is where I sparkle. I shine

yeah I do think I’m terribly clever thanks

“how would orcs know what a menu is?” BORING

“why does Gimli know about the central nervous system” UPSETTING

“hobbits have multicolored sprinkles” THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD

fantasy anachronisms are not created equal

icymi

*looks wistfully at my dusty diplomas* beer me the strength to remember that my impostor syndrome is just anxiety and I am more than qualified to giggle about Tolkien on main

so I’m reading LotR a chapter per week live on my little YouTube channel and having a blast doing it

it’s essentially story time. I am no Corey Olsen. I read it to you & we go our separate ways

join me tonight at 5PM GMT if you want to hear Frodo get his shit rocked

m.youtube.com/channel/UCap...

I decorated my office wall in my usual style and now whenever I join a video call everyone asks me about it and says “wow there’s so much going on” and I’m like. what is your house like? is it boring? why is cozy maximalism so unfamiliar to you? honey are you trying to read??

girl fuck yeah

if you see this, post a ship

HMS Surprise, 28-gun sixth rate frigate, captained by Jack Aubrey. there’s enough of him in this ship for it to almost be a relation. she’s not old, no—she’s in her prime

and home screen because mine whips ass

lock screen ¨̮

going on a business trip to work from my office next week and unfortunately my workflow and efficiency is currently 100% reliant on nasty bars on repeat in the background. pray for me

me, blisteringly stoned, focused so intently on each individual word coming out of your mouth that I have no idea what you’re saying but I’m nodding a lot anyway