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Omega00024
@omega00024.bsky.social
Alliterative alligator alleviating allergies.
Hopeful hobbyist hobbling haphazardly.
Delving developer bedeviled by vaudeville.
Wayward wanderer wondering wistfully.
He/him lacking vim, on a whim, on a limb.
TMNT leaks in Lorwyn pre release kits:

The ONE place you could avoid it in Magic, the limited events for the release of a classic in-universe set, is compromised by UB.

I know it was a packaging error, but that's the cost of this mistake, unintentional or otherwise.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Joined a creative writing challenge this week, my first. There's a 2000 word limit, so I was careful, planned things out, allocated word limits for each segment, tried hard to keep things lean while fitting the challenge prompts.

2800 words. /Eff/
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
12 years of school, and I only NOW learn there are strategies and techniques for sentence composition?
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Ah Sunday night.

The night I remember all the stuff I left undone last week for me to do tomorrow.

Yay.
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
'AI' may as well stand for 'An Intern'.

'Do you want this program to come with an intern?' sounds way less appealing but broadly describes what AI brings to the table.

Nothing against actual human interns, who are there to learn and help how they can. They ask questions.
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Doc: You should lose weight and eat better. Obesity is the most common cause of major health problems.

Me: Yeah sure, whatever.

Reddit: Here's a horrible disease that has only affected 100 people ever.

Me: COULD I BE 101?!
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
If they're going to milk the Toy Story franchise for all its worth, I wish they'd at least do something creative with it.

I want to see an AU version where Buzz is right, and none of them are toys: an Untoy Story, if you will
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Just watched /Last Action Hero/ for the first time, and I enjoyed it. 6.5/10 film with 10/10 moments.

I'm very conflicted, because I feel like the film only barely scratched its most interesting ideas while spending way too much time on stuff barely worth it.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Movie idea #1, a legacy sequel:

Two long-time petty crooks witness a major crime and go into hiding, but when they realize they've been found out, they seek help from an old foe, security expert Kevin McCallister to keep them safe through Christmas.

Home Alone Together: a Fast and Furious movie.
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Happy New Year! Celebrate time marching forward, because like standing water it's best to avoid time that's been still for too long.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
A while ago I learned you can customize deck names in Magic Arena using unity text tags like <color="red"> or <rotation=30>, even emojis.

"Woah, that's cool!" I said.

I have yet to do anything with that because I am incapable of making decisions.
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They say time management is crucial if you want to improve your productivity, so I've decided to use my new year's resolution to completely overhaul how I manage my time.

So now hours are 100 minutes and months are 7 weeks.
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Designers, please stop using "ask me later". I have never, ever wanted to be asked later, and I get a visceral urge to uninstall every time it comes up.

Do you want me to repeat this?
"Yes" or "Maybe Later"
August 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Naked Gun is great. My fears were for nothing, it was cheesy in all the right places. Stamp of approval, grade-A laughs.

Go see it! You don't need to see the originals to get the humor. (You should, they're great. I mean you can see them in any order.)
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
DK at every #Bananza boss fight:
July 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
#CronchArt

Remember when Thomas subbed for Tiny Eddie and one of his products was just "a banana"? Seems relevant today.
July 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#CronchArt
Banana Cronch
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, DK, you have to ask first!
July 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#cronchart
Tried to get this in as fast as I could.
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Glad people are excited for EOE in #mtg, but to me it still just feels like another planet-of-hats set like Markov Manor or Thunder Junction.

It's just that the hats of this planet are planets.
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"I like that movie, but I'm a bit burned out because I've seen it like 10 times."

Me:
a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
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July 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Was scrolling through some old photos and found these of an old friend. We were chilling and I had to get up for a minute; he never noticed.
July 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Any good or interesting low-fidelity racing games on Steam?
I'd love to see racing games that focus less on high-fidelity graphics and more on interesting or strange courses.

Remember Arctic Thunder? Where are games like that?
July 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you're lamenting Ocarina of Time 3D's addition to #NintendoMusic, please at least enjoy newly added "End Credits 2".
That music track delivers all of my favorite feelings from the #Zelda series.

We're still missing so much great music, but that track is still a great addition.
July 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM