Can’t think of a gift for them? Let them be the little spoon.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Can’t think of a gift for them? Let them be the little spoon.
I’m going to ask about the plans, but I’m also going to need to be reminded about the plans.
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m going to ask about the plans, but I’m also going to need to be reminded about the plans.
In this house we believe in the Hoe Phase.
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In this house we believe in the Hoe Phase.
Listen kid, by no stretch of the imagination am I going to let you explore the crawl space under the house, but I’m willing to hear your pitch.
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Listen kid, by no stretch of the imagination am I going to let you explore the crawl space under the house, but I’m willing to hear your pitch.
Please don’t think any less of me because Ticketmaster thought I would be interested in Andrew Dice Clay tickets.
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Please don’t think any less of me because Ticketmaster thought I would be interested in Andrew Dice Clay tickets.
I can't wait to continue not using ChatGPT www.theverge.com/news/842657/...
ChatGPT’s ‘adult mode’ is expected to debut in Q1 2026
Sam Altman said earlier this year that the mode was on the way.
www.theverge.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I can't wait to continue not using ChatGPT www.theverge.com/news/842657/...
My 2025 bingo card was trash.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My 2025 bingo card was trash.
I did not need this on day three of food poisoning.
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I did not need this on day three of food poisoning.
I said “barebacking life” instead of “rawdogging life” and suddenly I’m the weirdo.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I said “barebacking life” instead of “rawdogging life” and suddenly I’m the weirdo.
One of my favorite fringe benefits of hanging out with the niblings is getting put on to all the best new snacks.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
One of my favorite fringe benefits of hanging out with the niblings is getting put on to all the best new snacks.
lol hosting Thanksgiving and the power just went out
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
lol hosting Thanksgiving and the power just went out
It’s a lot more fun when you call them your SIKEiatrist.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s a lot more fun when you call them your SIKEiatrist.
Louisville, KY: We make everything harder than it needs to be; not enough to be discouraging, but enough to be annoying.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Louisville, KY: We make everything harder than it needs to be; not enough to be discouraging, but enough to be annoying.
I’m trying to get details for a visit from out of town family and in an instant all of the complaints about making plans with me crystallized.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m trying to get details for a visit from out of town family and in an instant all of the complaints about making plans with me crystallized.
It’s been 357 days since the last explosion in Louisville, KY www.csb.gov/us-chemical-...
U.S. Chemical Safety Board Releases Investigation Update into Fatal Explosion at Givaudan Facility in Louisville, KY - General News - News | CSB
www.csb.gov
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s been 357 days since the last explosion in Louisville, KY www.csb.gov/us-chemical-...
The downside to submitting a project proposal three days early is that now I have three days to catastrophize about getting feedback without enough time to make corrections and resubmit.
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The downside to submitting a project proposal three days early is that now I have three days to catastrophize about getting feedback without enough time to make corrections and resubmit.
One of the check-in questions before seeing my psychiatrist is “Do you find yourself worrying too much about too many things?” and it makes me wonder how much is the appropriate amount to worry? Does worrying scale?
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One of the check-in questions before seeing my psychiatrist is “Do you find yourself worrying too much about too many things?” and it makes me wonder how much is the appropriate amount to worry? Does worrying scale?
When Crystal Castles said “La cocaína no es buena para su salud” I really felt that.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When Crystal Castles said “La cocaína no es buena para su salud” I really felt that.
Take a drink for every “If Kamala was president we would be at brunch right now” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Take a drink for every “If Kamala was president we would be at brunch right now” sign.
“Hey, maybe this niche band that hasn’t released an album in 30 years will play my third-tier city on this tour” he said as he prepared to be disappointed.
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“Hey, maybe this niche band that hasn’t released an album in 30 years will play my third-tier city on this tour” he said as he prepared to be disappointed.
Another day, another chance to regret reading the comments.
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Another day, another chance to regret reading the comments.
“Hell yeah my worry stone!” — actual thing I just said out loud.
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Hell yeah my worry stone!” — actual thing I just said out loud.
Do I Tim Tam Slam the 15% barrel aged stout or the 14% barrel aged barleywine?
October 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Do I Tim Tam Slam the 15% barrel aged stout or the 14% barrel aged barleywine?
Early for the Destroyer Show: A Memoir
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Early for the Destroyer Show: A Memoir
Is there any greater delight than being an adult with alcohol in a museum for children after hours?
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Is there any greater delight than being an adult with alcohol in a museum for children after hours?