omniality
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outline & capture good lines
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
outline & capture good lines
spiders if I’m lucky
August 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
spiders if I’m lucky
probably more that friend’s pleasure to write, especially with this now-cherished sentiment. will pass it along to them.
June 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
probably more that friend’s pleasure to write, especially with this now-cherished sentiment. will pass it along to them.
I’m glad it’s got legs longer than a corgi’s
May 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m glad it’s got legs longer than a corgi’s
That suggestion shows an appreciated but woefully misguided assumption about my desired level of effort. This began with a grip strengthener and a golf ball. I don’t actually want to lift.
(I do yoga. I’m fine. I really only wanted to get to the whirligig gag.)
(I do yoga. I’m fine. I really only wanted to get to the whirligig gag.)
May 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That suggestion shows an appreciated but woefully misguided assumption about my desired level of effort. This began with a grip strengthener and a golf ball. I don’t actually want to lift.
(I do yoga. I’m fine. I really only wanted to get to the whirligig gag.)
(I do yoga. I’m fine. I really only wanted to get to the whirligig gag.)
It’s a brisk, coke-addled 90 minutes.
April 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It’s a brisk, coke-addled 90 minutes.
Setting aside a laundry list of shenanigans, Monty sets up an exhibition against the Yankees.
April 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Setting aside a laundry list of shenanigans, Monty sets up an exhibition against the Yankees.
We open on Monty Brewster pitching in relief for the Hackensack Bulls—a minor league team with John Candy as a catcher, Jerry Orbach as their coach, and a train that runs through the outfield. Monty believes he’s being scouted by the Mets, but when he learns of his inheritance, he buys the team.
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We open on Monty Brewster pitching in relief for the Hackensack Bulls—a minor league team with John Candy as a catcher, Jerry Orbach as their coach, and a train that runs through the outfield. Monty believes he’s being scouted by the Mets, but when he learns of his inheritance, he buys the team.
Brewster’s Millions?
April 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Brewster’s Millions?
I don’t particularly need “escape” included but I could also be deluding myself.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I don’t particularly need “escape” included but I could also be deluding myself.
I’ll take that as confirmation.
April 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ll take that as confirmation.
That timing would be perfect.
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That timing would be perfect.
I certainly prefer the ability to immediately access the joy in art to existing in a timeless, bitter soup as a miserable fucking coward.
February 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I certainly prefer the ability to immediately access the joy in art to existing in a timeless, bitter soup as a miserable fucking coward.
It absolutely isn’t bad.
I can recognize “Christmas in Hollis” by the way we join the sleigh bells in progress.
I can recognize “Christmas in Hollis” by the way we join the sleigh bells in progress.
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It absolutely isn’t bad.
I can recognize “Christmas in Hollis” by the way we join the sleigh bells in progress.
I can recognize “Christmas in Hollis” by the way we join the sleigh bells in progress.