Omniscient Crow
@omniscientcrow.bsky.social
A baby in a pram once winked at me and it was creepy.
Couples Halloween costume idea:
JFK in one of those kids electric cars and Lee Harvey Oswald.
JFK in one of those kids electric cars and Lee Harvey Oswald.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Couples Halloween costume idea:
JFK in one of those kids electric cars and Lee Harvey Oswald.
JFK in one of those kids electric cars and Lee Harvey Oswald.
If I were in charge of Little Caesars, I’d do a big promotion where they’d advertise the brand new Little Ceasaurus, free with every meal.
It’d be a thick ornate tome, and after all the copyright stuff it just reads “PIZZA: THERE ARE NO SYNONYMS FOR PIZZA” and then all other pages are blank.
It’d be a thick ornate tome, and after all the copyright stuff it just reads “PIZZA: THERE ARE NO SYNONYMS FOR PIZZA” and then all other pages are blank.
July 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If I were in charge of Little Caesars, I’d do a big promotion where they’d advertise the brand new Little Ceasaurus, free with every meal.
It’d be a thick ornate tome, and after all the copyright stuff it just reads “PIZZA: THERE ARE NO SYNONYMS FOR PIZZA” and then all other pages are blank.
It’d be a thick ornate tome, and after all the copyright stuff it just reads “PIZZA: THERE ARE NO SYNONYMS FOR PIZZA” and then all other pages are blank.
Jimmy has seen me
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Jimmy has seen me
One time when I was twelve I screamed at the nurses doing my blood test that they were vampires.
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One time when I was twelve I screamed at the nurses doing my blood test that they were vampires.