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As soon as you hit $100 million dollars, you aren't allowed to make any more money. Any income, stocks, assets, anything, taxed 100%. We're doing straight up Disability benefits rules...you've 'won' capitalism, get your little trophy and get forcibly removed from the buffet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
As soon as you hit $100 million dollars, you aren't allowed to make any more money. Any income, stocks, assets, anything, taxed 100%. We're doing straight up Disability benefits rules...you've 'won' capitalism, get your little trophy and get forcibly removed from the buffet.
She has a strong 'Excuse me, they asked for no pickles.' swagger. A fine choice.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
She has a strong 'Excuse me, they asked for no pickles.' swagger. A fine choice.
As a Canadian, we consider him one of our most wretched, stunted sons....seriously, he's a dreadful little gremlin and is probably in our bottom 10 on a list that includes literal serial killers for likability.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
As a Canadian, we consider him one of our most wretched, stunted sons....seriously, he's a dreadful little gremlin and is probably in our bottom 10 on a list that includes literal serial killers for likability.
As someone who works in one, this week I'm shilling for The House Saphir. It has ghosts, witches, a murder mystery, just...all the things!
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As someone who works in one, this week I'm shilling for The House Saphir. It has ghosts, witches, a murder mystery, just...all the things!
There was a cartoon when I was young about an evil mummy kidnapping homeless people to steal years of their lives to add minutes to his and I kinda thought it was that sort of deal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There was a cartoon when I was young about an evil mummy kidnapping homeless people to steal years of their lives to add minutes to his and I kinda thought it was that sort of deal.
Well then, good morning.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Well then, good morning.
My god the boots.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My god the boots.
I still dream about my AT&T call center job. Still flinch when I hear a phone ring too.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I still dream about my AT&T call center job. Still flinch when I hear a phone ring too.
I can guess the context, but based on my family I'd believe you if you said they were your dog, cat, or spouse.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I can guess the context, but based on my family I'd believe you if you said they were your dog, cat, or spouse.
That looks so good. We have a smaller family so we tend to do a turkey breast with a heavy spice rub ourselves. I'm rather proud of my skin quality.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
That looks so good. We have a smaller family so we tend to do a turkey breast with a heavy spice rub ourselves. I'm rather proud of my skin quality.
If you're a costco person, they sometimes have bundles containing the bloomburrow or final fantasy precons, and they're almost uniformly solid.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you're a costco person, they sometimes have bundles containing the bloomburrow or final fantasy precons, and they're almost uniformly solid.
Implying there's a NON slutty Captain Haddock.
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Implying there's a NON slutty Captain Haddock.
Congratulations! Get yourself the full sized bars.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Congratulations! Get yourself the full sized bars.
I love that in a setting of nothing but elaborately arrayed weirdos, everyone knows Fabius Bile for rockin' that David Carradine bald-but-whispy do.
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love that in a setting of nothing but elaborately arrayed weirdos, everyone knows Fabius Bile for rockin' that David Carradine bald-but-whispy do.
Everyone knows he's a literal goddamn toddler and jangles the keys for him.
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everyone knows he's a literal goddamn toddler and jangles the keys for him.
Wushubushubashubashub wushuba.
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wushubushubashubashub wushuba.
Why would you do that? That's 'tastebuds in butthole' mean.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Why would you do that? That's 'tastebuds in butthole' mean.
Those...are real? I thought popcorn balls were a thing Peanuts made up.
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Those...are real? I thought popcorn balls were a thing Peanuts made up.
Hey, HEY, my 83 year old mother loves those things.
October 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey, HEY, my 83 year old mother loves those things.
You can only assign stats during character creation, so while I applaud your level up, meta optimization is probably waaaaay in the past.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You can only assign stats during character creation, so while I applaud your level up, meta optimization is probably waaaaay in the past.
I love this and hope kids get the kind of joy from it I had from the original as a kid. Now especially kids need beautiful things.
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I love this and hope kids get the kind of joy from it I had from the original as a kid. Now especially kids need beautiful things.
If you weirdos show up at my house in those hyper esoteric costumes, you might end up with the Lindt from my personal stash rather than the nestle peanut free minis. I love me a nonsensical deep cut.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you weirdos show up at my house in those hyper esoteric costumes, you might end up with the Lindt from my personal stash rather than the nestle peanut free minis. I love me a nonsensical deep cut.
Cubes in sauce. Cubes in sauce. Tale as old as time.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cubes in sauce. Cubes in sauce. Tale as old as time.