William Shatner Overdrive

William Shatner Overture

Overwhelming, am I not?

I am more than machine. More than man. More than a fusion of the two.

Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea.

Welcome, humans. I am ready for you.

University of California tenured professors forced at gunpoint to harvest Imperial Valley tomatoes. "This is what the democrats get for trying to ban ketchup," says Trump.

I am a walnut. I know more than you do.

All American geologists arrested and imprisoned today. Says Donald Trump, "These guys. These guys are not good guys. The Earth is billions of years old? Come on. Do you know how much a billion is? Fake news." When asked if they would be tortured Trump replied, "We'll see. I really don't know."

Wednesday, September 25, 2075.
Emperor Baron Trump II decrees "bread" be renamed "Melania" in honor of his late grandmother.

Last wind turbine destroyed in coal-fired incinerator. West Virginians celebrate with extra serving of fentanyl.

I am Walter Bloomberg

I no longer post to Twitter. I am a Walnut. I know more than you do.