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A new more dumber voyage
@omnisomni.bsky.social
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He/Him || bi, married || dangerously close to 40 || I'm generally sfw but no minors JIC

Born for the silly life.
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omnisomni.bsky.social
I'm sorry but you've given your consent once you've voluntarily jumped into a vehicle and it does the one thing vehicles do.
Text from article reads" Frasier allegedly put the vehicle in gear and drove off. The HSI agent" now being involuntary carried in the Jeep as it drove" according to the FBI.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Oh.. hmmm. Am I basic?
Image from YouTube music recap showing top five artists listened to. Number one hail the Sun number two Joey valence and Bray number 3 hikiro utada number four dance Gavin dance number 5 Lady Gaga.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
The cat's favorite holiday.
Tuxedo cat sitting underneath a Christmas tree on top of a multicolored Christmas themed tree skirt.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Haters to maters.
Mater from Disney's cars
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
I'm allowed to be like this now

#gw2 #asura #wintersday
Screenshot from guild wars 2. an Asuran dressed in the wintersday holiday costume dress and winter fur hat, color themes green, red, white. They are holding a large red and white candy cane in their left have and a toy wooden sword in the right. They are standing in a large stone building and there is a single golem in the background to the right.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
I did the #bdsm test thing. Feels like I did a lot more disagreeing than agreeing but still had a pretty low vanilla score.
Results from bdsmtest.org == Results from bdsmtest.org: == 90% Dominant 84% Sadist 80% Experimentalist 70% Rigger 67% Degrader 60% Brat tamer 57% Master/Mistress 56% Owner 55% Voyeur 46% Masochist 45% Switch 44% Non-monogamist 44% Daddy/Mommy 34% Exhibitionist 33% Primal (Hunter) 32% Vanilla 25% Rope bunny 22% Submissive 21% Degradee 18% Primal (Prey) 11% Pet 9% Brat 0% Ageplayer 0% Little 0% Slave
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
This is an absolute steal for someone with a very specific kink.

www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...
Image from muppets auction, highlighting a pair of miss piggies shoes and the current bid of $700.
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Spooky season on #gw2 going Imp mode.

I'm so glad they use the male version of this costume on all Asuran character models, it looks so much better with the unguligrade legs.
Screenshot from guild wars 2, features an Asuran wearing an imp style Halloween costume holding a large sword and standing in front of a large pile of treasure. Screenshot from guild wars 2, features an Asuran wearing an imp style Halloween costume and standing in front of a large pile of treasure.
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
New creampie unlocked, v1.2
Cropped image from reskeeted post, yellow text in black background, reads: "come into my coffin!".
October 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
At the format concert.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
#gw2 posting
Screenshot from guild wars 2. The image predominantly features an Asuran with dark hair and purple highlights, wearing a light blue jumpsuit with glowing pink hard light armor details. The character is jumping into the air while raising both arms. Other features in the image include glowing and floating musical notes and a body of water in the background. Screenshot from guild wars 2. The image predominantly features an Asuran with dark hair and purple highlights, light facial complexion, and large drooping ears. The character is wearing a light blue jumpsuit with black details and glowing pink hard light armor decorations. The character is standing in a field of grass with a blue sky background.
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Bowling with the fam.
Closeup of a bowling shoe and white/gray crew sock. Various objects in the background. Image is lit by a black light
July 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
We've reached the face paint point of dystopian future.
Images of faces painted with designs meant to confuse facial recognition ai.
June 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
It's this fellow
Close crop of the goose from the goose chase meme template.
June 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
I stayed far away from that shit but a billionaire should not be allowed to game on a laptop. There should be some kind of law where they can only use one of those gaming cockpit chair/desk/computer things.
Image shows a black scorpion shaped gaming chair in a white room. There is a person reclined in it looking up at the screen.
June 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Are they finding journalists under rocks or that have been living in caves forever and have never once interacted with society? This is an all time low information take. Just, complete incredulity from people who are supposed to be informing the populace.
Image clipped from OP link synopsis. Highlighting text: "I never thought for one moment that I'd actually have to be fearful of law enforcem..."
June 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
This is like an analog horror version of the mask or something.
Warped face from the center of the Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde movie poster. Features large open mouth and bulging eyes.
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Green flags.
Green puppety thing sitting on a shelf surrounded by an orange locker and packaged care bear.
May 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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popeyes one scene colored comic strip walking outside near a tree and a yellow fence. 2 speech bubbles: IF YA DOES GOOD JUS’ TO GET YERSELF A SWELL SEAT IN HEAVEN YER SELFISH THE ONLY REWARD YA SHOULD EXPECK FOR DOIN’ RIGHT IS THE SORT OF CUM
April 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Image of ancient rabbis:
Toad sage Guy from Naruto wearing a frog suit.
April 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
... How does a NGO, non employer, infringe if someone's religious rights? What possible tortured excuse could they use to support this lawsuit?
Screen shot of article headline, text reads: Walters announces lawsuit against freedom from religion foundation over school prayer
April 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
The boys have finally arrived.

@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social
Image of you tooz Internet today monitor buddiez, pictured Ricky and Eliott of Internet today show on YouTube.
March 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
omnisomni.bsky.social
When he opens his robe:
Meryl Stryfe from trigun
March 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm a pretty, little flower. Like a prom date, maybe? Enjoy the silence, are you for supper? Turtles. Now let's go talk about little, breaded chicken fingers.
Sgt hated from tv show venture brothers sitting down wearing a smock. His face is covered in various colors of paint. The foreground shows a partial image if another character that is not defined, possibly Dr. Orpheus.
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
omnisomni.bsky.social
Found David Zaslav's burner account.
Screen capture of post by supertegantoppagurrenlagann and response by bengm198. Initial post text: " David zaslav seriously has no shame. He has crossed the line many times over and has ruined everything! One day, he will reap what he has sown!" Response text: " you need to relax. I'm tired of comments like these." Screen capture of post by Paul "madlib" atreides and response by bengm198. Initial post text: " real Disney cancels Mickey mouse vibes here" Response text: " not true." Screen capture of post by Travis Duncan Stewart and response by bengm198. Initial post text: " if zombie Chuck Jones doesn't burst forth from his grave to choke zaslav to death, my faith in this world is lost" Response text: " I think you need to calm down." Screen capture of post by Steve Clarke and response by bengm198. Initial post text: " are they even offering an explanation?" Response text: " I believe the explanation is that they didn't renew the license to stream it on Max. They will very likely renegotiate and it will return to Max soon. If not, the classic shorts will move over to tubi. Either way, the classic shorts will always be legally available."
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM