oh my god??????? i’d evaporate

and here i am trying to imagine the taste of power lines. i bet they’d be spicy ngl

but also yes my parents car requires me to pull the handle twice to open it and it fills me with RAGE

semi related- had a ‘94 saturn once. it had automatic seat belts. must’ve been the most futuristic shit in the 90s but as someone who likes to unbuckle *before* they open the door, i HATED it!!

top belt was completely separate from the lap belt. i’d choke myself tryna grab my purse off the floor

thank you 🫂 we are all going thru it this year.

congrats!!! i’m very proud of you, i too was scared when i came out online. so happy for ya 💗 hope you have a beautiful day!!

saaaaame my poor grandma is getting to the stage where she can’t tell what’s serious or not anymore either, especially with her emails. like girl i promise you the bank isn’t gonna ask you for your info via gmail 😭

same energy where i shame ppl who send me scam text messages. idec if its sent to a bot. i ask them if their parents would be proud of them rn and if they’ve ever considered picking up a hobby that isnt the lowest of low

n other times i just send a good ol

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wela’lin, thank you so very much 🫶🏼✨

that’s the best way to do it, we did the same when my childhood dog passed. she reminds me so much of my baby miley, i’m a sucker for the lil eyebrows!!! sounds like such a smart girl, cant wait to hear more about her

such a sweet face 🥺 i’m very sorry for your loss, but also very happy for your new friend 💗 give da baby extra lovins for me heheh

LOLLLL …. we have transformed him…. one of us, one of us, one of ussssss 🤣

LMAOOOO if they made bags of just those, i’d buy out the whole store in minutes. they’re so good it’s insane. pls tootsie roll……. listen to my cries……….

👁️ 👄 👁️ ………… never
the flavored kind w colored wrappers are even better. give me a handful of the blue vanilla ones and i will go FERAL

there must be a spanish teacher error… bc ours in 10th had a paranoid breakdown mid school day and locked us the room + hid behind his desk while holding a metal bat he secretly kept under his desk??? and kept saying someone was gonna get him

anyways no one was hurt, and he was hospitalized lol