@onceuponathyme.bsky.social
Hi there! I might post about writing, American football, crafts, Star Wars/Trek, and generally silly things.
Just gave my room the first deep clean/re-organization it’s had in years. I would be ecstatic if I wasn’t so tired. 😴😅
July 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Just gave my room the first deep clean/re-organization it’s had in years. I would be ecstatic if I wasn’t so tired. 😴😅
If I was rich, I would buy a piece of fancy jewelry with a spooky backstory solely so I could blame all my problems on The Curse instead of my own poor decisions.
May 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I was rich, I would buy a piece of fancy jewelry with a spooky backstory solely so I could blame all my problems on The Curse instead of my own poor decisions.
Sooo the NFL Draft is still going, but all the analysts on ABC have been talking about for five minutes is…pie. 😐
April 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sooo the NFL Draft is still going, but all the analysts on ABC have been talking about for five minutes is…pie. 😐
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me: never thought I'd be writing a book
brain: and what about starting to write a different NEW book that doesn't even have a plot yet?
me: aye... I could do that
brain: and what about starting to write a different NEW book that doesn't even have a plot yet?
me: aye... I could do that
April 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
me: never thought I'd be writing a book
brain: and what about starting to write a different NEW book that doesn't even have a plot yet?
me: aye... I could do that
brain: and what about starting to write a different NEW book that doesn't even have a plot yet?
me: aye... I could do that
I die a little inside every time somebody says that only ChatGPT uses em dashes. I 🫶 my em dashes. If this keeps up I’m gonna have to go outside and identity some traffic lights to convince *myself* that I’m a human being. 😭
April 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I die a little inside every time somebody says that only ChatGPT uses em dashes. I 🫶 my em dashes. If this keeps up I’m gonna have to go outside and identity some traffic lights to convince *myself* that I’m a human being. 😭
I *could* stop being a people-pleaser, but if I did, it would only be because everybody wants me to…….so………….
March 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I *could* stop being a people-pleaser, but if I did, it would only be because everybody wants me to…….so………….
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If you were the kid who loved to hang out with the the aunts and grandmas at your friends’ houses so you could get all the tea, you are now a writer who absolutely rules at backstory
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you were the kid who loved to hang out with the the aunts and grandmas at your friends’ houses so you could get all the tea, you are now a writer who absolutely rules at backstory
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All the people saying supporting Ukraine is warmongering must have watched Lord of the Rings and come away thinking Grima Wormtongue was the good guy.
March 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
All the people saying supporting Ukraine is warmongering must have watched Lord of the Rings and come away thinking Grima Wormtongue was the good guy.
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
The thing that’s most incredible to me about the #SuperBowl score at halftime is that the Eagles have managed to do this to the Chiefs WITHOUT really getting Saquon Barkley going!
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The thing that’s most incredible to me about the #SuperBowl score at halftime is that the Eagles have managed to do this to the Chiefs WITHOUT really getting Saquon Barkley going!
I genuinely don’t understand the concept of pot brownies. Like, if you need to add drugs to a brownie to make eating it a transcendent experience then you just need a better brownie mix, man. Cause that should be happening every single time.
Do Ghirardelli, not drugs.
Do Ghirardelli, not drugs.
January 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I genuinely don’t understand the concept of pot brownies. Like, if you need to add drugs to a brownie to make eating it a transcendent experience then you just need a better brownie mix, man. Cause that should be happening every single time.
Do Ghirardelli, not drugs.
Do Ghirardelli, not drugs.
My guess for the Kansas City Chiefs is that either they will win the Super Bowl in a historic three-peat, or that they will lose their first playoff game.
I can see either one of those, but I’d be more surprised if they do anything in between.
#NFL
I can see either one of those, but I’d be more surprised if they do anything in between.
#NFL
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My guess for the Kansas City Chiefs is that either they will win the Super Bowl in a historic three-peat, or that they will lose their first playoff game.
I can see either one of those, but I’d be more surprised if they do anything in between.
#NFL
I can see either one of those, but I’d be more surprised if they do anything in between.
#NFL
Usually I don’t like it when singers do any free styling with the anthem but Rachel Platten is allowed. 👍
#NFL #VikingsVsRams
#NFL #VikingsVsRams
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Usually I don’t like it when singers do any free styling with the anthem but Rachel Platten is allowed. 👍
#NFL #VikingsVsRams
#NFL #VikingsVsRams
Die Hard this and Die Hard that. Why is nobody talking about the ultimate underrated Christmas movie: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe?
Come on people. It’s got Father Christmas and everything.
Come on people. It’s got Father Christmas and everything.
December 25, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Die Hard this and Die Hard that. Why is nobody talking about the ultimate underrated Christmas movie: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe?
Come on people. It’s got Father Christmas and everything.
Come on people. It’s got Father Christmas and everything.
Watching the Bears vs. Vikings game and I might as well have a black-and-white TV. The boring uniforms, the white logo in the field…I think the #NFL was low on ink this week.
December 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Watching the Bears vs. Vikings game and I might as well have a black-and-white TV. The boring uniforms, the white logo in the field…I think the #NFL was low on ink this week.
I just can’t wrap my brain around the idea that a guy named Bo Nix is a modern NFL player—Bo Nix really *ought* to be the name of a silent movie star.
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I just can’t wrap my brain around the idea that a guy named Bo Nix is a modern NFL player—Bo Nix really *ought* to be the name of a silent movie star.
Games like Georgia/Georgia Tech perfectly illustrate why I can’t take college football seriously. Could they have a more ridiculous, boring way to do the overtime rules?! I want the last half hour of my life back.
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Games like Georgia/Georgia Tech perfectly illustrate why I can’t take college football seriously. Could they have a more ridiculous, boring way to do the overtime rules?! I want the last half hour of my life back.
There’s no kinship quite like the one I feel towards oncoming drivers when we both turn our brights off at exactly the same time.
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 AM
There’s no kinship quite like the one I feel towards oncoming drivers when we both turn our brights off at exactly the same time.
I’ve seen an awful lot of people recently complaining about people who complain about audiobooks, but no one actually complaining about audiobooks???
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I’ve seen an awful lot of people recently complaining about people who complain about audiobooks, but no one actually complaining about audiobooks???
I’m playing my sister in fantasy football this week. She has Nico Collins, whose long touchdown just got called back. I have Joe Mixon, who just got the long touchdown instead. Bwahahaha.
#NFL
#NFL
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m playing my sister in fantasy football this week. She has Nico Collins, whose long touchdown just got called back. I have Joe Mixon, who just got the long touchdown instead. Bwahahaha.
#NFL
#NFL