Once upon a Tom in Hollywood
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You're probably right about that. But the get out of jail free card can still be purchased after the fact. It'll probably take ten figures for him to get control of the country back, though (minus the oil and mineral rights, natch).
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
You're probably right about that. But the get out of jail free card can still be purchased after the fact. It'll probably take ten figures for him to get control of the country back, though (minus the oil and mineral rights, natch).
You might be. Most of us think they're all just corrupt as fuck.
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You might be. Most of us think they're all just corrupt as fuck.
This is my look of utter shock and surprise.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This is my look of utter shock and surprise.
Listen, I know this is what makes the most logical sense. But what's important at this point is to stop whatever sick bastard is coming out of this regime to pick up where this shitbag leaves off. They ALL have to go to jail for a very long time.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Listen, I know this is what makes the most logical sense. But what's important at this point is to stop whatever sick bastard is coming out of this regime to pick up where this shitbag leaves off. They ALL have to go to jail for a very long time.
Thanks. Fuck off, JD Vance!
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Thanks. Fuck off, JD Vance!
Pretty sure this means Taiwan is toast.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Pretty sure this means Taiwan is toast.
If only. But impeachment is the domain of the GOP controlled congress. Don't hold your breath.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
If only. But impeachment is the domain of the GOP controlled congress. Don't hold your breath.
Anders gets it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Anders gets it.
Chloe gets it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Chloe gets it.
The main difference here, and I know it's a little tough to navigate the complexity of it all, is that Maduro didn't buy a shit ton of Tr*mpcoin. Yet...
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The main difference here, and I know it's a little tough to navigate the complexity of it all, is that Maduro didn't buy a shit ton of Tr*mpcoin. Yet...
You can only get a pardon if you pay him for it. Maduro didn't pay. Ipso facto...
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You can only get a pardon if you pay him for it. Maduro didn't pay. Ipso facto...
Don't forget the rare earth minerals! Tr*mp called this hemisphere. He gets first dibs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Don't forget the rare earth minerals! Tr*mp called this hemisphere. He gets first dibs.
Nope, just you Matt!
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nope, just you Matt!
Inspiration for "You've Got Mail"
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Inspiration for "You've Got Mail"
Just look for the R next to their name - it's literally all you need in 2025 to know a politician is a complete piece of trash.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just look for the R next to their name - it's literally all you need in 2025 to know a politician is a complete piece of trash.
Why? He's perfectly suited to the shitshow of corrupt sycophants and incompetent losers that have come together to form the most ineffectual cabinet in American history.
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why? He's perfectly suited to the shitshow of corrupt sycophants and incompetent losers that have come together to form the most ineffectual cabinet in American history.
At this point, I'm happy to just stand by and watch this regime continue kicking its own voters repeatedly in the nuts. The longer they keep it up, the better chance the kind of people who actually believed all of MAGA's lies will actually come around to NOT voting for it again in 2026 and beyond.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At this point, I'm happy to just stand by and watch this regime continue kicking its own voters repeatedly in the nuts. The longer they keep it up, the better chance the kind of people who actually believed all of MAGA's lies will actually come around to NOT voting for it again in 2026 and beyond.
Pardon Round 2, coming your way, Mr. MAGA Molester!
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November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pardon Round 2, coming your way, Mr. MAGA Molester!
I'm calling it now. If these are federal charges, this piece of shit is gonna get himself a big fat pardon.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm calling it now. If these are federal charges, this piece of shit is gonna get himself a big fat pardon.
I mean, you can't possibly believe it can't get worse, can you? Do you listen to the press conferences? MSM gets abused and berated by this regime every time they ask a legit question. Trmp and Lvtt fully lie and dodge every question, but at least they're being asked.
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I mean, you can't possibly believe it can't get worse, can you? Do you listen to the press conferences? MSM gets abused and berated by this regime every time they ask a legit question. Trmp and Lvtt fully lie and dodge every question, but at least they're being asked.