Oncewassven
@oncewassven.bsky.social
By the sea but not necessarily by the book
Ah but the pen is mightier than the sword apparently
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ah but the pen is mightier than the sword apparently
She not he.
Either way the article headline did them no favours.
Either way the article headline did them no favours.
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
She not he.
Either way the article headline did them no favours.
Either way the article headline did them no favours.
In fairness he was actually referring to illegal e-bikes being capable of those speeds
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In fairness he was actually referring to illegal e-bikes being capable of those speeds
Opportunistically racist.
Not sure whether doing racism because you think it'll play well with voters is worse than Farage and Reform's deeply held racism.
Not good either way.
Not sure whether doing racism because you think it'll play well with voters is worse than Farage and Reform's deeply held racism.
Not good either way.
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Opportunistically racist.
Not sure whether doing racism because you think it'll play well with voters is worse than Farage and Reform's deeply held racism.
Not good either way.
Not sure whether doing racism because you think it'll play well with voters is worse than Farage and Reform's deeply held racism.
Not good either way.
Was he Scottish?
(The man in the cinema not Paddington)
(The man in the cinema not Paddington)
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Was he Scottish?
(The man in the cinema not Paddington)
(The man in the cinema not Paddington)
"hey baby wanna let me dip my love mop in your sex bucket?"
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"hey baby wanna let me dip my love mop in your sex bucket?"
That was the main thing that stuck out for me - just like Brexit another magic bullet that'll somehow make everything golden.
Snake oil salesmen never change.
Snake oil salesmen never change.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That was the main thing that stuck out for me - just like Brexit another magic bullet that'll somehow make everything golden.
Snake oil salesmen never change.
Snake oil salesmen never change.
The individual parts don't actually look terrible but it's the things that aren't there that make it look so sad.
Like a plate for one thing.
Like a plate for one thing.
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The individual parts don't actually look terrible but it's the things that aren't there that make it look so sad.
Like a plate for one thing.
Like a plate for one thing.
I tell inanimate things to fuck off far more often than I do people.
Except when I'm driving - that's a necessary stress removal device though.
Except when I'm driving - that's a necessary stress removal device though.
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I tell inanimate things to fuck off far more often than I do people.
Except when I'm driving - that's a necessary stress removal device though.
Except when I'm driving - that's a necessary stress removal device though.
The girls in The Fizz look like triplets......male triplets but definitely triplets
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The girls in The Fizz look like triplets......male triplets but definitely triplets
New CEO looks like he's fully in charge of the business already and excellent employee relations are his speciality
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
New CEO looks like he's fully in charge of the business already and excellent employee relations are his speciality
I'm an arthritic old Northern man, you are a flexible young Southern woman - this means you are my direct opposite.
We must never meet or we'd cancel each other out.
We must never meet or we'd cancel each other out.
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm an arthritic old Northern man, you are a flexible young Southern woman - this means you are my direct opposite.
We must never meet or we'd cancel each other out.
We must never meet or we'd cancel each other out.
That and "getting a bonk on"
Or that could have been Alvin Stardust.
Or that could have been Alvin Stardust.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That and "getting a bonk on"
Or that could have been Alvin Stardust.
Or that could have been Alvin Stardust.
And still people will tell you he's doing a good job.
Nobody knows anyone who works on the teesworks site, barely anyone has used the airport and the town centres are desolate but it's "well done Ben" every time he spouts about 80 gazillion possible jobs that never actually appear.
Nobody knows anyone who works on the teesworks site, barely anyone has used the airport and the town centres are desolate but it's "well done Ben" every time he spouts about 80 gazillion possible jobs that never actually appear.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
And still people will tell you he's doing a good job.
Nobody knows anyone who works on the teesworks site, barely anyone has used the airport and the town centres are desolate but it's "well done Ben" every time he spouts about 80 gazillion possible jobs that never actually appear.
Nobody knows anyone who works on the teesworks site, barely anyone has used the airport and the town centres are desolate but it's "well done Ben" every time he spouts about 80 gazillion possible jobs that never actually appear.
It's messing with my head that video being reversed.
I know it's Leeds just before Christmas last year but I can't make the layout of the away end and those pictures work mentally.
I know it's Leeds just before Christmas last year but I can't make the layout of the away end and those pictures work mentally.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's messing with my head that video being reversed.
I know it's Leeds just before Christmas last year but I can't make the layout of the away end and those pictures work mentally.
I know it's Leeds just before Christmas last year but I can't make the layout of the away end and those pictures work mentally.
I'm a sucker for a cute dog photo and that is a cute dog photo.
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm a sucker for a cute dog photo and that is a cute dog photo.
My dog did a shit earlier that looked better than Trump.
And that's me banned from the US!
And that's me banned from the US!
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My dog did a shit earlier that looked better than Trump.
And that's me banned from the US!
And that's me banned from the US!
Literally wanted to have their cake and eat it
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Literally wanted to have their cake and eat it
I had forgotten this but now you mention it I know this to be so true
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had forgotten this but now you mention it I know this to be so true
The lyric The Killers wish they'd written
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The lyric The Killers wish they'd written
Well done for not dying in the past year
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Well done for not dying in the past year
He's a biological nonce.
It's in his DNA and be anything other than a nonce would be a crime against nature.
Or something like that
It's in his DNA and be anything other than a nonce would be a crime against nature.
Or something like that
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
He's a biological nonce.
It's in his DNA and be anything other than a nonce would be a crime against nature.
Or something like that
It's in his DNA and be anything other than a nonce would be a crime against nature.
Or something like that
Practically on a diet eating them
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Practically on a diet eating them