Onderwater
@onderwater.bsky.social
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Why the hell is YouTube translating Korean video titles into English and English video titles into Korean?
Do multilingual people not work at Google?
Do they not understand the physical toll that code switching has on a person?
Snip snap snip snap
Do multilingual people not work at Google?
Do they not understand the physical toll that code switching has on a person?
Snip snap snip snap
June 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Why the hell is YouTube translating Korean video titles into English and English video titles into Korean?
Do multilingual people not work at Google?
Do they not understand the physical toll that code switching has on a person?
Snip snap snip snap
Do multilingual people not work at Google?
Do they not understand the physical toll that code switching has on a person?
Snip snap snip snap
Glow-in-the-dark teeth would go so hard
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Glow-in-the-dark teeth would go so hard
Zombies are a projection of our xenophobia change my mind
June 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Zombies are a projection of our xenophobia change my mind
What if I’m AI being convinced that I’m a human
May 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What if I’m AI being convinced that I’m a human
Some fish have better visions of heaven than me
May 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Some fish have better visions of heaven than me
How much money would it take for Cheetos / Doritos to buy the trademark “Finger Lickin Good”
May 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How much money would it take for Cheetos / Doritos to buy the trademark “Finger Lickin Good”
It’s fucking JOULES PER RADIAN, never NEWTON METERS
People who use Newton-meters or Pound-inch should be locked up in prison
People who use Newton-meters or Pound-inch should be locked up in prison
April 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s fucking JOULES PER RADIAN, never NEWTON METERS
People who use Newton-meters or Pound-inch should be locked up in prison
People who use Newton-meters or Pound-inch should be locked up in prison
Isaac Newton was a politics first, science second type motherfucker
He had to ostracize the German scientific community from the rest of the world over an issue of “who did it first?” over “who did it more correctly?”
Stop idolizing Isaac Newton
He had to ostracize the German scientific community from the rest of the world over an issue of “who did it first?” over “who did it more correctly?”
Stop idolizing Isaac Newton
April 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Isaac Newton was a politics first, science second type motherfucker
He had to ostracize the German scientific community from the rest of the world over an issue of “who did it first?” over “who did it more correctly?”
Stop idolizing Isaac Newton
He had to ostracize the German scientific community from the rest of the world over an issue of “who did it first?” over “who did it more correctly?”
Stop idolizing Isaac Newton
When you look at the root cause behind outdated traditions and emerging cultural problems in East Asian countries, it all leads back to Confucianism and its perversion over centuries.
I am now the #1 Confucius hater on this planet. The dude should have never spoken or written about anything.
I am now the #1 Confucius hater on this planet. The dude should have never spoken or written about anything.
March 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When you look at the root cause behind outdated traditions and emerging cultural problems in East Asian countries, it all leads back to Confucianism and its perversion over centuries.
I am now the #1 Confucius hater on this planet. The dude should have never spoken or written about anything.
I am now the #1 Confucius hater on this planet. The dude should have never spoken or written about anything.
My sincerest apologies to Swamp Izzo, I recant my prior judgement
Keep cooking
Keep cooking
March 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My sincerest apologies to Swamp Izzo, I recant my prior judgement
Keep cooking
Keep cooking
Being a librarian sounds like a cool thing to do after career retirement
March 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Being a librarian sounds like a cool thing to do after career retirement
My identity really reduces down to two questions
What is?
What isn’t?
What is?
What isn’t?
March 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My identity really reduces down to two questions
What is?
What isn’t?
What is?
What isn’t?
Magic the Gathering sucks now
February 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Magic the Gathering sucks now
It’s incredible thinking about the sheer caloric effort of dinosaur pee being eventually feeding the coca leaves that got extracted into this carbonated and refrigerated beverage just to have it be body temperature water again
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It’s incredible thinking about the sheer caloric effort of dinosaur pee being eventually feeding the coca leaves that got extracted into this carbonated and refrigerated beverage just to have it be body temperature water again
I guess a lot of money would do it
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I guess a lot of money would do it
What does it take for me to stop asking questions
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What does it take for me to stop asking questions
Why do I always have so many questions
February 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Why do I always have so many questions
Are cybersecurity training videos the worst because they’re cybersecurity training videos?
Or are they cybersecurity training videos because they’re the worst?
Or are they cybersecurity training videos because they’re the worst?
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Are cybersecurity training videos the worst because they’re cybersecurity training videos?
Or are they cybersecurity training videos because they’re the worst?
Or are they cybersecurity training videos because they’re the worst?
Is there a reason why this hairstyle is the default look for black women in corporate training videos?
January 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is there a reason why this hairstyle is the default look for black women in corporate training videos?
I have a fundamental mistrust of people who claim that d20s are somehow more balanced than spindowns
January 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have a fundamental mistrust of people who claim that d20s are somehow more balanced than spindowns
Are spiders just terrestrial crabs?
Are scorpions just terrestrial lobster?
Are roaches just terrestrial shrimp?
Are scorpions just terrestrial lobster?
Are roaches just terrestrial shrimp?
January 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Are spiders just terrestrial crabs?
Are scorpions just terrestrial lobster?
Are roaches just terrestrial shrimp?
Are scorpions just terrestrial lobster?
Are roaches just terrestrial shrimp?
AUTISM IS DOCKER CONTAINERS
December 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
AUTISM IS DOCKER CONTAINERS
It’s just docker containers all the way down
December 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
It’s just docker containers all the way down